To the driver of the car with the vanity plate “boys1ut”: first of all, icon, also how did you get away with this

Modern day Willy wonka: Oompa Loompa dabbity dab, you’re doing that we think it is bad

Might fuck around and become a night class fiend. What other knowledge can I rake in after hours. Give it to me

Lee and I are taking a Spanish course together and it turns out I love night classes??? I love that everyone is there because they want to be and I love meeting people in different fields it’s COOL

(and then live text my notes app so I don’t wake up my husband)

“ You’re asleep so I’m writing this is a note to send later but I’m watching a science show and they just said that the meteor that killed the dinosaurs was as powerful as 10 BILLION HIROSHIMAS!!!!!! Almost every creature in 600 miles was killed on impact!!!!!!!!!!! Tsunamis a half a mile tall!!!!!!!!!!!!! The meteor was so deadly bc the region it hit (gulf of Mexico) is high in sulphur and it vaporized all the sulphur to become sulphide aerosols and then they mixed with seawater to cause like SUPER SUN BLOCKING CLOUDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The plankton can’t do photosynthesis and THE BASE OF THE FOOD CHAIN IS KNOCKED OUT THE PLANET COOLED BY AN AVERAGE OF 47 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT FOR UP TO 16 YEARS”

As a former evangelical homeschooler, I never learned about dinosaurs. So sometimes at the immense age of 34 I encounter 5th grade-level dinosaur facts and get knocked on my entire ass

A very stupid thing that happened to me during transition was that a) I went up an entire shoe size b) but only on my left foot. The other one stayed the same. Why

Chirpy, our sweet little black cat we rescued from our backyard, is ready for adoption! He comes fully vaccinated, microchipped, neutered and with a clean bill of health, including dental! Help us find a home for his loud mouth here: tinyurl.com/chirpythecat

O! I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that you were a dynamic professional with a unique blend of skills and interests

“Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, I am a dynamic professional with a unique blend of skills and interests”

Transphobes on Instagram can be a great source of amusement because they will comment with their entire real profiles attached and that’s how you get gems like this

I always looked forward to Mey’s interviews the most, and her getting laid off after years at Out is such a loss for queer journalism in so many ways. Hire her right now, and I mean it

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

HELL YES READ RIAN’S COMIC

WonderCon 2026: Fantastic Flights View more about this event at WonderCon 2026

I’m going to be at WonderCon for a hot second this weekend!! Come see me on the Fantastic Flights panel at 11:30am Saturday the 28th, with a signing right after from 1-1:45! wondercon2026.sched.com/event/2IzqJ/...

NY state peeps! You can help trans kids get healthcare again in NYC if you have 5 seconds to spare!

1. Click the link below.

2. Then click “send the AG feedback.”

3. Fill in your details, and below is a script for the comment (you can copy-paste the alt text).

Bear Gimli in jockstrap and harness

I joked to my husband that I was going to redraw the Broship of the Ring as gay scenesters and then I started with Gimli and I uh. Got too distracted to draw the rest

Walking in with pizza like HELLOOOO FELLOW TIMOTHEE FANS

I finally saw Call Me By Your Name and I loved it and now I understand Timothee Chalamet just in time for everyone to be mad at him :(

Scarlet Morning has been shortlisted for the Indies Choice Book Awards 😭😭😭💖💖💖

42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.

I open a can of mulched dinosaur (tuna) for the second time this week, increasing the amount of liquid metal in my blood. A miniature panther is screaming at me

GPS: in 100 feet continue straight :)
Me: yes I was planning to do that
GPS: in 50 feet continue straight :)
Me: okay but what’s my turn though
GPS: 20 feet straight :)
GPS: 10 feet :)
GPS: 5 :))
GPS: TURN NOW FOR GOD’S SAKE TURN TURNNNNNN
GPS: now go east and west at the same time :)

Cis people need to pay attention to the way they communicate this. They freely admit that after all of their research, they came up with zero evidence that HRT was harmful.

Then they banned it anyway, claiming their inability to find a reason is a reason in of itself.

Kinda

Me going through a box of vintage ribbons today: beautiful…beautiful…only beautiful things

Over the holidays I played Legos with my 4-year-old nephew and I watched him round up all the sparkly crystalline bricks while whispering to himself “Beautiful. Beautiful. Only beautiful things” and this has become a permanent part of my lexicon

“All the other pigs with the pumped up öats Better run better run Bröther may I have some”

Four

Three kinds

“A well of souls Actors playing different parts in the same play And at the curtain call, they all come out again. Everyone is alive. No one is lost.”

“Clam casino”

There are two types of entries in my Notes app

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."