I don't know the science involved, but mac n cheese leftovers the next day taste better than mac n cheese.

After that, they're on their own of course.

It was to buy a gig ticket - they wanted me to log in via Spotify, but my Spotify is linked to FB (that's how old it is), so because I couldn't log into FB I couldn't log into Spotify and couldn't log in to a website to buy a gig ticket.

The modern world, people.

Thanks Facebook. It was me.

The trouble with red flags for women is that they just wrap them around themselves and somehow look even more sexy.

It's hard being a young person and getting an internship. That's why my advice is - if you have an interview for an internship position, turn up for that interview.

Pro tip.

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FINALLY bagged tickets to see The Streets - doing a full performance of A Grand Don't Come For Free.

Definitely one of my favourite albums!

Shrinking is a bloody EXCELLENT tv show.

And today I discovered that when Harrison Ford hummed the Indiana Jones theme in one scene it was by accident, and he didn’t realise what tune he’d chosen.

As if by magic, my timeline provided.

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Excellent question.

I feel like the sky is the atmosphere, though, and above that is outer space, no?

My mum if she was the moon: "Well okay, it's nice that you came close to visiting once after not bothering for so long, but you still haven't done more than a fleeting drive-by and frankly I'm offended at how much you all clearly hate me..."

My daughter's now obsessed by a quote she heard via TikTok, and frankly I can't blame her:

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon"

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: There are two types of people in this world.

Those who need closure.

I feel sorry for the number 68. First its big sibling 69 had its time in the spotlight, and 68 must've thought it was next in the queue for some love, only for Gen-Z to skip over it to 67 instead.

Cruel.

Next is this collection of absolute BANGERS. Fair play, ABBA.

Listening to some charity shop finds today - first up some early Beatles.

Should last me for at least a few days.

Do it in budgie smugglers for maximum impact.

Shifted this lot from behind my house to in the garden and then stacked it properly, and STILL haven’t got the body of Brad Pitt in Fight Club.

This is some bullshit.

I've long been training my kids to remember the Garlic Ratio:

G=2R+2

Where G=actual garlic cloves used, and R=the amount the recipe claims you need.

Pressure washing the garden on Easter Sunday.

It’s what the baby Jesus would’ve wanted.

If there’s no demolition involved it’s not a renovation. You’re decorating, Dave.

A colleague said that she liked my trainers today, and I don’t think I’ve ever felt happier.

Watch out for your compliments, people; those of us who don’t get many will remember that shit forever.

Noooooooo!!!!!!

My marathon dream is over. The guy I was a replacement for was apparently a replacement himself from ages ago, and they won’t transfer a place more than once.

Actually gutted. My knees aren’t, but that would’ve been one hell of story.

Bloody hell, this is exciting.

Watching England play football reminds me that there are even more boring things than watching Arsenal play football.

Angine de Poitrine - Mata Zyklek (Live on KEXP) YouTube video by KEXP

I can't be the only one getting increasingly obsessed by Angine de Poitrine, right?!

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Because random last minute places on the London Marathon don't come around every year!

Running a marathon has always been on my list to do, so if the paperwork goes through then I just can't say no.

For some reason, at one of my jobs they have added not just my first name but also my middle name to their HR systems.

Whenever I get an email from them it includes my full name - feels like I'm getting told off from my mum, no matter what the contents.