BASEBALL YURI (1/5)

Cassian Andor is flying a freighter through the eye of Aldahni, the shimmering fragments burning through the atmosphere in a deadly kaleidoscope. The caption reads " 'jail isn't real," i assure myself as i close my eyes andd ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco"

In honor of the Andor trailer out today, I today repost my greatest online achievement: The Andor Characters as Dril Tweets series. I'm going to put them out as I get spare time over the next couple days, as I'm going to put alt text on them too. Starting with the man himself

CASSIAN ANDOR

the only issue is curtains hold smells so so badly, so like if you cant clean them perfectly it could fuck up the room

hi! i'm hana kim!

hello! would you like to read the prologue to a story about a trans girl who leaves everything she knows behind with just a mech, a ship, and a dream? well it's up on my site now 💞

i mean that's fair if you dont like the textures or flavours of cheddar or parmesan

what if it just tastes and feels like ass?

thas crazy!

it was depressing but the view was lovely

havent you been to Switzerland??

yeah it helps to stomach when its that or be uncomfortably hungry for another 5 hours lmao

i think we're watching it tomorrow maybe!!!!

my beautiful wifeeee

mmmmmmmm yessssss

tar pits

i have to jump to reach the top shelf

my tits are so active 😭😭

lmao nice yeah i meant not motorised, good 4 u tho

wait on a pushbike???

HOW ARE THESE LIVING THINGS?!?!

trans women do love hamburgers

can we call the bot in a different channel perhaps so general isnt just wordle 😭

every time ehehe

this doesnt seem right how the fuck do you have 10cm on me?!?!?!?!

oh i did know then

whats ur height darling i dont know it by heart

ahhh,,,,,im in danger 1.68..

how tall are you??

see not even that much difference!!!

we've got a big drive you know...

swing the fucken bat!!!!! go onnnn son get it in the outfield!!!!