Incredible placement, split the saddlebags right down the seam, got the initial nut trauma and the rebound hit, I don’t think you can get drilled in the balls more perfectly than this

Hassett: "If the war were to be extended, it wouldn't really disrupt the US economy very much at all. It would hurt consumers, and we'd have to think about what we'd have to do about that, but that's really the last of our concerns right now."

There are some Star Trek fans weirdly obsessed with “decorum” and they really fixate on how Holly Hunter sits in the captain’s chair on STARFLEET ACADEMY. One guy left a comment on the official FB whining about it and so Captain Janeway herself responded to drop the hammer

blue sky user Darryl Ayo presents you with a mars lumograph pencil and a Ticonderoga pencil.

ai can’t help you. Pick up a pencil.

Georgia Fort, an independent journalist and vice president of the Minnesota NABJ chapter, was also arrested by federal agents this morning

I was sent this video of agents at her door:

Let them eat MREs if they think they're troops. The high calorie constipation from eating them for a long time will teach these ornery fucks something

Y'all do realize ICE "backing down" means they're just gonna stick to terrorizin' minorities, right?

Pope Leo’s top U.S. ally — Cardinal Joseph Tobin — calls on Congress to defund ICE.

A cartoon of a news report. The picture shows a government official doing a press conference flanked by goons. The headline reads “A man attacked federal bullets with his body” Underneath the picture is a quote saying “those bullets had families”

US government rn

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-o...

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Simpsons screenshots. Lisa wheeling a motionless Bart in a wagon into Homer and Marge's bedroom. The head of Tiny Tim from Muppet Christmas Carol is photoshopped onto Bart's. Caption: Mom, Dad! Tiny Tim's dead!

Homer and Marge bolted upright in bed terrified

Bart's body upright, Tiny Tim's head in a cheerful open-mouth pose. Caption: That's right -- dead tired of people saying I died!

Homer and Marge collapsed back down in bed annoyed

The last kid at the end tho. 😂 🥊 #nfl #NFL #nflmemes #Cowboys #Eagles #Commanders #Giants #nfceast

Morning.

every science news article is like "chinese researchers invent cure for hurting your back getting out of bed" and every science policy news article is like "uncomfortable bed lobby successfully lobbies trump admin with $500 bribe"

I was a Marine in Iraq in 2004 and 2005, and Nazi shit was Nazi shit back then, too. No excuses.

Yoda Latino

He’s got the soft translucent pallor of a last born son. His hobbies should be puzzles and song, not internet pugilism.

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

New York Times: A preliminary and unverified report circulated inside the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives found that ammunition recovered with the rifle used to kill Charlie Kirk appeared engraved with statements “expressing transgender and anti-fascist ideology.” A senior law enforcement official with direct knowledge of the investigation cautioned that the report had not been verified by A.T.F. analysts, did not match other summaries of the evidence and might turn out to have been misread or misinterpreted. In fast-moving investigations, such status reports are not made public because they often contain a mixture of accurate and inaccurate information. An older-model Mauser 30-06 caliber high-powered bolt action rifle was recovered in a wooded area just off the college campus in Utah where Mr. Kirk was shot, according to five federal law enforcement officials based on the preliminary internal assessment.

Important update from New York Times: Senior investigators on the case say that the "transgender/antifa ideology" reports are "unverified, did not match other summaries of the evidence and might turn out to have been misread or misinterpreted."

Should quarantine the troops that day

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.