I'm gonna say it: Maybe this Kurt Hanson's not such a bad guy.
Listen. Listen. This is THE most reference to Kink, or Puppy play, or Furries I've seen in Cyberpunk 2077, so like, idk, I'm just saying, maybe he's not ALL bad. Let him have his little fiefdom
"WOO KING OF TENTACLES! WOOO HELL YEAH!"
"No, FK, that's the King of PENTACLES."
*flips the Tarot Table*
I splurged on coffee creamer. As little shark treat. No black coffee made of dirt for FK.
This shonk is getting premium Dirt water with Sugar milk in it lets fucking go.
Jackie and I are gonna steal this biochip. I know we didn't make it out the last 2 times, but I got a good feeling about this one.
Me and Jackie 4Ever. We got this. Be rollin in Eddies. This time we're gonna make it.
I have modded Cyberpunk.
Am I hacking girls?
*slaps fins against keyboard*
I love that my following list is so short that my feed DOES end.
Like at 12am I stop getting new posts fr.
space lizard rizz
PERCIEVES YOU. PERCEIVES YOU SO HARD.
Literally said this in my Control stream RIGHT after the first mass Twitter exodus. You GOTTA put out something HUMAN.
There are people who's work I like, or friends of Friends I've met in discord who I don't follow, because they will just dump more world news into my feed and I have as much as I can take already.
Like if all you do, is promote yourself, or or post misery why would I want follow you? For real?
Dis post is Shark Approved.
*Big Red Rubber Stamp*
[APPROVED]
Started Phantom Liberty and I'm gonna be honest: A lot of my frustrations and criticisms about Johnny/Keanu's performance are going out the window.
The little 🤙 he does, silently explaining to V how to use a Landline Phone as if to say "like this idiot" is stuff you needed more of in main game.
Shark suspicious they suddenly had 93 followers.
Checked: was "professor" trying to sell AI tools.
Shonk has 92 followers. But they're good followers now.
I feel like I need to write V fanfic of her just fucking different objects with AI in night city.
Delmain. Skippy. Brendan.
Problem with writing any V smut is Johnny's in the cuck chair the whole time.
Everytime Xbox puts something on sale every 3 months I'm like: "bro no one needs another copy of Master Chief Collection. Everyone has every Fallout and Elder Scrolls and Doom ever. Because you literally give them away for free all the fucking time and never stop selling them. No one cares."
Gotta be honest.
As #1 Butt enjoyer shark.
This new trend with the heart shape and the arms?
Dogshit trend. 0 Rizz. Would not buy for Shark Dollar. Go back to drawing board. This is not impossible pants. Is not Jacko Pose.
Oooh. I might need to like. Take a break and come back for Phantom Liberty. I was thinking it'd be like...5 quests like 3 hours tops. But this sounds like they're winding up for a whole thing.
I think I should finish the campaign and come back when rested. Emotionally I'm ready to wrap up.
The inability to call Panam after your night with Judy and be like "GUESS WHAT!" is kinda a missed extra dialogue.
Like you don't think Panam would be happy for V's gay ass? Like call her up and be like "Panam I got a girfwend."
Aren't we Chooms?
Do women not call their friend after good dates?
Lookit dis Deer right here.
OMG you're so cute as a Deer! I love this!
Walking around the house going "IN NIGHT CIT-AYE!" Like Matt Barry.
That's my new cyberpunk thing.
TO BE CLEAR. I'm not saying GET ai to write it.
I'm saying it's so fucking bad and reiterative, if you TOLD me AI wrote it, I'd believe you.
Really fucking work to make me care or you don't get to make anymore.
Visually you're on like, legit locations and you have shots of the cast just STANDING in the middle of the frame.
Wilson Fisk is standing on a roof and goes "I need a press release, The Devil...is a vigilante..."
The same actors. Same beats. Same motions. Same performances. Covering the same ground and 10 minutes in I was like: I don't fucking care.
Every franchise needs to dump all their actors and reboot. Reboot battle royale and anyone who's reboot isn't good enough to make bucks: You don't get anymore
Gorilla Arms plus maximum body is lowkey OP in Cyberpunk.
V is legit one punch manning out here, and now I have a shitload of healing and mitigation and like, I'm tossing ppl around like stuffed animals.
I beat the brakes off everyone in the Boxing tournament by just mashing buttons.
