I love that my following list is so short that my feed DOES end.

Like at 12am I stop getting new posts fr.

space lizard rizz

PERCIEVES YOU. PERCEIVES YOU SO HARD.

Literally said this in my Control stream RIGHT after the first mass Twitter exodus. You GOTTA put out something HUMAN.

My horrible first time in Skyrim.

#Skyrim

There are people who's work I like, or friends of Friends I've met in discord who I don't follow, because they will just dump more world news into my feed and I have as much as I can take already.

Like if all you do, is promote yourself, or or post misery why would I want follow you? For real?

Dis post is Shark Approved.

*Big Red Rubber Stamp*

[APPROVED]

Started Phantom Liberty and I'm gonna be honest: A lot of my frustrations and criticisms about Johnny/Keanu's performance are going out the window.

The little 🤙 he does, silently explaining to V how to use a Landline Phone as if to say "like this idiot" is stuff you needed more of in main game.

Shark suspicious they suddenly had 93 followers.

Checked: was "professor" trying to sell AI tools.

Shonk has 92 followers. But they're good followers now.

I feel like I need to write V fanfic of her just fucking different objects with AI in night city.

Delmain. Skippy. Brendan.

Problem with writing any V smut is Johnny's in the cuck chair the whole time.

Everytime Xbox puts something on sale every 3 months I'm like: "bro no one needs another copy of Master Chief Collection. Everyone has every Fallout and Elder Scrolls and Doom ever. Because you literally give them away for free all the fucking time and never stop selling them. No one cares."

Gotta be honest.

As #1 Butt enjoyer shark.

This new trend with the heart shape and the arms?

Dogshit trend. 0 Rizz. Would not buy for Shark Dollar. Go back to drawing board. This is not impossible pants. Is not Jacko Pose.

Oooh. I might need to like. Take a break and come back for Phantom Liberty. I was thinking it'd be like...5 quests like 3 hours tops. But this sounds like they're winding up for a whole thing.

I think I should finish the campaign and come back when rested. Emotionally I'm ready to wrap up.

The inability to call Panam after your night with Judy and be like "GUESS WHAT!" is kinda a missed extra dialogue.

Like you don't think Panam would be happy for V's gay ass? Like call her up and be like "Panam I got a girfwend."

Aren't we Chooms?

Do women not call their friend after good dates?

Lookit dis Deer right here.

OMG you're so cute as a Deer! I love this!

Walking around the house going "IN NIGHT CIT-AYE!" Like Matt Barry.

That's my new cyberpunk thing.

TO BE CLEAR. I'm not saying GET ai to write it.

I'm saying it's so fucking bad and reiterative, if you TOLD me AI wrote it, I'd believe you.

Really fucking work to make me care or you don't get to make anymore.

Visually you're on like, legit locations and you have shots of the cast just STANDING in the middle of the frame.

Wilson Fisk is standing on a roof and goes "I need a press release, The Devil...is a vigilante..."

The same actors. Same beats. Same motions. Same performances. Covering the same ground and 10 minutes in I was like: I don't fucking care.

Every franchise needs to dump all their actors and reboot. Reboot battle royale and anyone who's reboot isn't good enough to make bucks: You don't get anymore

Gorilla Arms plus maximum body is lowkey OP in Cyberpunk.

V is legit one punch manning out here, and now I have a shitload of healing and mitigation and like, I'm tossing ppl around like stuffed animals.

I beat the brakes off everyone in the Boxing tournament by just mashing buttons.

This one's educational!

THERE WAS A TORNADO WARNING?

I was just out walking around in that. No one think to warn little FK? FK just sitting on the swing 12am: "Man thats a lot of lightning hope I don't get struck."

"Jeez that was bright. JEEZE that was Bright. Wind picking Up heckin loud. Oh well better go home"

Trying to explain to non ADHD people: Nah I said I'd go to the bathroom, but I went into the shop.

No I don't want anything from the shop. I can't afford anything in the shop. I hate all APex skins, but while you fed your cat for 15 minutes, bc I said I'd go pee, I sat here and opened the shop.

NVM I hate Cyberpunk again. 🙄

FK just being super normal and not a gooner in Saints Row the Third Tonight.

#1 normal shark. Nothing weird happening here.

Shaundi has always been 15 feet tall.