Lighting the @nogodsnomayors.com batsignal

whenever biffo's not on page everyone should be asking where's biffo

I bet he's from Boston

INLAND EMPIRE - His corpse is marked by stars.

YOU - What will mine be marked by?

INLAND EMPIRE - Alcohol and heartbreak.

PHYSICAL INSTRUMENT - Your fist clenches suddenly.

YOU - It will be riddled with disco.

Thomasina's on Bridge Street at Angela makes a heck of a good sandwich at a reasonable price

It's ok guys, it's going to be fine. The Woke Ginger will recover from this

Heathcliff sits contemplatively in an armchair, surrounded by several framed pictures of meat, with a few pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling on wires. Grandma Nutmeg stands at the doorway with her friend and says "His aesthetic is meat core."

07 Mar 2026

they should call him Jesse Clown

does this mean we're finally getting whiskey friday with tony dokoupil

most of them sit at desks. Should call them desk sitters

the people will say putting pesto under a chicken's skin is insane and they are right so say so - it's nuts

well if crows had tools they would not lack in sophistication

I hope bean dad and peach mom got to connect at some point

Perhaps because they tie up their own resources by responding keystone cops style to every call, thereby always being short staffed.

"I get more ass than a toilet seat"

RIP Calamity Jane, you would have loved HRT

not correct I've met the guy who does

Very 'Rumpole of the Bailey'

My favourite part of no country for old men was when Tommy Lee Jones sighed at the end of the movie and said well this isn't a country for old men anymore

It was a nice touch

they should call him Jeff Bozo

we need to give phrenology another try

"Call the Midwife"

critical error chris, as the original post provided an opportunity for canadians to do what they love best: reminding you they're canadian

a testament to the fair city, for sure

SHIVERS - Revachol is the capital of the world. Jamrock is the capital of Revachol. Droplets form on your eyelashes.

INLAND EMPIRE - It's home.

Reminder if you are not neutrois do not say cyka blyat

Glad we gave the AI portfolio to a crooked himbo who thinks Moore's law is about cheap suits

Bed, Bath, and Beyond Good and Evil