New pokemon starters are so ass

yawn

Update: turns out I do NOT still post

why do I still post

Lwk it's great having a bluesky account nobody follows because I'm not doing the stuff people do to get famous I'm just gonna slowly rise and fall over time (rise when?)

Mouthwash burns

I got a new handle 😎
@sayor.substack.com

America sucks country isn't free anymore sm shi like that
I'm not gonna be serious about this stuff but it's genuinely serious like Jesus it's bad

but eh im just the humble sayor who am I to say anything

not humble and punk sayor coming soon

Unironically doing exactly this rn

Yawn

Caprisuns hit different after midnight

Marceline is peak character design
"FINN I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DIE ON US"
fym gurl 😭

shout out to bucklin

Y'all ever have your foot on the ground and it feels so heavy that to take your weight off that leg you have to lift yourself up on something

it’s too late for you, i have already pictured you in an impossibly tiny boat circling a drain really fast

I'd like to go back to when I made this post and clarify something
I was NOT expecting to get added to a steam family with 900 games in it

UNBEATABLE on Steam UNBEATABLE is a rhythm adventure where music is illegal and you do crimes. Follow the story of Beat and her band on the run, in a narrative experience full of big emotions powered by arcade-flawless r...

store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/...
PLEASE play this

so...
UNBEATABLE...
Amazing game.
Amazing story.
Best music in ANY game I've played.
Phenomenal rhythm gameplay.

A little buggy but everything else makes up for it

EVERYBODY needs to play this shit

It's binging time
Fuck my expensive computer that's got a bunch of steam games I'm binging like 9 shows in January

Happy new yuri!

Time to make punnett squares for Darwin Claus

Steam support hates me during sales for the excessive amount of buying and refunding I do after finding out I don't like the game

1:42 AM and I didn't realize that I've been doomscrolling for 4 hours

Update: my motherboard isn't dead it just sometimes shorts and then I can't use it until all the power drains after like 12-24 hours

My motherboard is dead this is bad my 2 week Minecraft phase can't continue

Minecraft pets died, time to start a war

Im so popular my Bluesky is famous everybody loves me

Skong goty when

I swear I can feel cobwebs and dust forming on my Bluesky
And crickets chirping

I could take 75 12 year olds in a fight