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Gunpowder Treason Plot.
Just sayin'.

Journalists, a free tip: When prominent Republicans claim not to have seen Trump's literal shit-post (and they will) ask them "So do you think the President's reach on social media is diminishing, given how people just aren't seeing his posts?"

No lies detected.

Tr*mp is such a friggin' Loser.
#TrumpisaLoser

*chef's kiss*

Tonight's Spooky Season movie:
'Night of the Reaper'

80s-tastic slasher awesomeness!
HIGHLY RECOMMEND!

(TW: implied offscreen violence against dogs, imo bodies shown look obviously fake)

#NightoftheReaper #ShudderFilms

Chicago is next on the Bootlicker's US Tour.

Which reminds me, @jackno.bsky.social can you pick up soup on your way home?

You know. To feed our family. 🥫

For reference - I will *always* want to see the adorable/ridiculous thing your furbabies did. 🐾

Regular babies will need to be vetted.

I have wanted to play Promethian for a while, with a group of folks I know and trust, to really dive into and explore the monster aspect of the game in a safe space.

Also dice pools are friggin awesome!

I really needed that today. Thank you 🧡

Great Cesar's Beard! There's a word for this?!
I've needed this my entire adult life!

Oh that looks legitimately soothing AF. #clickyclacky

Three NonBlondes & Mami

It took me way too long and far too zoomed in to realize I was looking at its toosh 😳😄

Thank you for that!! 💕

It's a guy named Hugh Manrie and his horses.

He has no idea why he's there or why he now has horses.

He desperately tries to talk any complainants down so that he doesn't have to use the Happy Hose. *shudder*

Very Good Boy

It is not a good use.

It is an excellent use!

🔥🔥🔥

GODDAMMIT HUNTER! 🤯😍
#WWE #TruthHurts

He didn't miss the point, he *impaled* himself on it.

@clairewillett honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion 6:00 PM • Aug 12, 2020

once again I must tap my own sign

So majestic 😲😍

This is possibly the best thing all week.

I literally cackled
+5 funny points to you ✨️

Book Cover - West End Games Star Wars 2nd Edition RPG, features a picture of Darth Vader on a deep blue background.

Mid-90s, Star Wars with the fistful of dice. I had never seen Star Wars before.

Try explaining a Jedi to someone in the 90s. GM went with wizard and I thought Merlin.

Jabba the Hut was also tricky. a very large beefy Mobster - I had a mental image of Tony Soprano.

I adored it!

Okay but like that is some serious mixed messaging.

Is it a golden dome or a golden cross hatch? Does it oscillate between the two so that we can get fresh air while we aren't being missiled?