I feel like Sun Tzu really missed out on "Invent Pete Hegseth and give him to the enemy"

A graphic labeled The Mood Meter with axes labeled Low Energy to High Energy and Unpleasant to Pleasant. The Low Energy/Unpleasant corner is labeled “Mom would be sad” and the High Energy/Pleasant corner is labeled “Let’s fucking goooo”

Markets ping-ponging between bottom left and top right corner every time someone schedules or cancels a meeting about Iran

fuck the Toronto airport all my homies hate the Toronto airport

nimesh patel

it went great and im explaining hanuman to him at after drinks

taking my white bf to an indian-american comedians show is this praxis

we're in an era of big pant little shirt tyranny and im the despot

Crazy that we have some sort of machine that can move faster than a human being now

she was sooooo awkward when we discovered this so I promised her i won't approach her if I see her but I will judge the vibes

my boss is going on a first date to the same comedy show me and my bf are having a date night at LMAO

Anyway, before anyone yells at me, I think there are real material conditions affecting how many, many people feel about affordability right now too, and guys who just want to point at charts and call you dumb are not thinking deeply about how people actually interact with and experience the economy

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

compounding this is lack of exposure to the "other side" i.e. severe poverty far worse than what people in the US experience (by and large). a friend from [poor asian country] went to WV for research on something unrelated, but was like "THIS is your poorest? theyre FINE you should see our poor"

I think its also that we're bad at scale. like people see a headline that says whatever company is laying off 20,000 people and its like, whoa, thats a lot of people, recession must be coming, when thats like what, 0.01% of the US labor force

was strange for me to learn that "i dont want to exist anymore" is not actually a common thought

ME: I need to insert a footnote
MICROSOFT WORD: *spitting blood* fuck you, fuck your mother and fuck your footnote

I fear "learn to make content" is the new "learn to code"

I fear "learn to make content" is the new "learn to code"

what if we made it a gay of hormuz would that help

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

this week is a big Professional™️ Career™️ week everyone say good luck based ranch

Mini Modu @MinModulation X.com the strait was open when the american military was woke and gay Ironic.

I’m stealing bangers today

Sorry for being anxious. I know facts and information.

need people to understand that i can be anxious/nervous about something AND cognitively know that its gonna be fine. it will be fine! and im nervous! both of these things can be true!

NYT: US Fertility Rates Drop to Another Record Low The fertility rate has been falling since 2007, in large part because of a plunge among teenagers

There are some clues in the age breakdown: The fertility rate for teenagers dropped by 7 percent from 2024’s figure, setting another record low for the group. Since 2007, the rate for teenagers is down by 72 percent, and since 1991, when teenage fertility rates were at a high, the rate is down by 81 percent.

Why I don't trust anyone a little too obsessed about falling fertility rates

they should send Sean Evans to space to do Hot Ones with the Artemis II crew

and all this after JD Vance killed the old pope!

- 'America has the military power to do whatever it wants anywhere in the world'
- immediately loses war to Iran.

[Chuck Schumer scavenging through the post-apocalyptic rubble for scraps of food] He's gone too far. Someone should do something about this

schrodingers strait of hormuz