it's about time this was said!
#iwtv

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

Headline of the year

A horse walks into a bar.

"Why the long face?" asks the barman.

"Your lungs hold around 5 litres" replies the horse. "Mine hold 50. I can breathe in almost two THOUSAND litres of air a minute. Big lungs need big noses and big mouths, which need long faces. Centaurs? They'd fucking suffocate, mate"

April 4 may seem like a typical day, but to the surprise of many, it's also a day to celebrate uncircumcised penises. Foreskin Day takes place on 4/4 (get it?) and is a day to call attention to many issues facing those in the uncut community.

love the holiday weekend

Bluesky feed is like

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From the April '86 issue of Bits & Bytes. Up top, the text "The microbee Computer-in-a-Book represents a novel, practical effective low cost way of advancing to disk drive capacity..." Center, the Microbee itself, featuring a squat keyboard, a squat CRT, and what we'd now call a minitower format for their 3.5" disk drive. Below, it touts the features, the included software, and the prices ($1,350 for the 64K Microbee with single disk drive; $470 for spare disk drive with matching volume; and "ask" about Modems, Printers, and Business Software). At the bottom, the bumblebee logo for microbee computer, as well as their postal address and six-digit telephone number.

"The microbee Computer-in-a-Book represents a novel, practical effective low cost way of advancing to disk drive capacity..." (Source.)

That Jonathan the tortoise had a miraculous resurrection in Easter week presumably means he is the returned messiah.

Image from Twitter

If a pint glass smashes in a pub and no one is around to shout “WHEYYY!”, does it make a sound?

Homosexualität im Fußball: Bundestrainer ruft dazu auf, von den Frauen zu lernen (Sport) Mit seinem Coming-out hat St. Paulis Nachwuchscoach Christian Dobrick für Aufsehen gesorgt. Im Frauenfußball wäre dies anders gewesen - Bundestrainer Christian Wück erklärt warum.

Fußballer, nehmt euch an den Frauen ein Beispiel!

und hat es gut getan

Whaaaa

People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day

I've found it's quite hard to find radfem literature that isn't even just implicitly transphobic, it seems to come with the package for most of them. Not saying that's good but it seems to be baked into radical feminism at a certain point.

This is why most dicks have balls attached. So that one may reflect by pondering the orbs after a blowjob.

Her post got memed to the moon and back it was kinda funny

OpenAI funding fears hit memory chip prices Spending cuts at OpenAI have hit memory chip prices as fears grow about the tech company’s ability to fund its expansion.

Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.

Image from Twitter

Took me way too long to realise that’s a shower and not a Dalek…

I get how it's different if you already have an established platform, but as a normal person with a normal size account it was mostly like, "well, that was a thing that happened ig"

It's so wild what "cancellation" actually means when you break jt down. A bunch of people who didn't know you existed before perceiving a post of yours perceive it and proceed to shout at and block you, a person who was unaware of *their* existence before they started shouting.

dyingggggg

I sometimes wish I could, like. Give money to individual shows I enjoy, like a Patreon or something (The Pitt is also on HBO).

Principles, we love to see it. I watch 99% of foreign television illegally because Germany SUCKS in this regard and when we do manage to buy foreign shows they're always dubbed, plus that show looks like shit anyway

Saw V + A, Science + Nat. Hist. Museums, Tower Bridge, Tower of London, National Theatre, National Gallery, Tate, Buck. Palace, Nigel Lawson, Changing of the Guard, George Benson at Wembley, Harrods, Parliament, Petticoat Lane, Piccadilly Circus, and a farce involving 4 vicars in their long-johns.

Roman relief depicting an eye examination

Surgical instruments

Happy #NationalDoctorsDay
#Roman medici served across the empire —including at frontier forts like Trimontium, treating injuries & illness.
Specialists such as oculists were in high demand. Archaeologists have even found doctor's stamps & surgical instruments.

#RomanMedicine #RomanBritain

And you are basing this on what, exactly

Pisces: Time heals all wounds. You'll be good to go in about 150 years.

Something something the Iranian yoghurt is not the issue here

I saw a sephora kid in a hannah alonzo video once I think

I mean, one of mine is collecting stationery but I didn't learn that from tiktok. Just good old fashioned going to paperchase and coming out with the pencils du jour

If you steal from this book to feed An AI made from peerless greed May boils burn upon your skin And worms bite you from within.

Okay, I get publishers affirming that the books we've produced are human-made, but have we also considered bringing back medieval book curses??? Just saying.