chiropractor that accidentally joined wwe bc he thought he heard subluxing instead of suplexing

*riding dick* woah, nelly!

The preferred sexual lubricant in america is hamburger grease

white people be like “pain at the pump”

sleep evasion

let's be friends for the rest of our lives and then die together

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

so called "dark humor" enjoyers when i turn off the lights

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

Mario Paint Composer: 21:13 by Coheed and Cambria YouTube video by XxDespairFactionAshtonxX

youtu.be/zYS8hf2Dqtk?...

I finally did it. I did it on a bet. I was dared to make @coheedandcambria.bsky.social's longest song to date and I did it.

at church and the preacher won't stop talking about his pronouns. we get it dude, you're giving sir/men

unlocking a core memory by watching joel vinesauce sing nickelback at 5 am w a friend

"Der angriff hegseth war ein befehl!"

chinese restaurants will give you a completely full container of food that can last you the entire day and call it “lunch special no. 3”

First man in space goes poggers for apples

köszönöm

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

FUUUUCK

from my time learning phrases for my couple of days there i just decided to pronounce it as ‘j’ and call that good enough

IS THAT A TRANSFORMER?

america is so cool bc the average protestant/evangelical maga will think this is Cool because they hate catholics already, so this is just making them even more erect

my 🗣️ name 🗣️ is 🗣️ skrillex 🗣️

I bring a sort of “clicks show more on adult content” to the “I don’t have a screen filter on my phone” to the function that people don’t like

man morale at the AP is real bad huh

Graffiti in Budapest of "O1G" for "Orbán egy geci" which basically means fuck Orbán but literally translates as "Orbán is a cum"

Beautiful language, Hungarian