yesterday i almost returned my library book w my bookmark still in it and i barely remembered in time. had it in the return slot, about to let go

that’s so cute!!! 🥹🫶🏻

brother my back HURTS bc i haven’t been to the gym in ages. next gym day is going to kill me

no way that’s so scary!! i’m glad and your car are alright but wow

I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF — i’d just said to my bf “it would be so funny if the song the prisoners are singing was the US national anthem” AND I THINK IT IS??? LMAFO ts is so unserious

I feel like in a week or two trump will declare himself pope of America or something

Kittens with text that says dream blunt rotation

been so into angine de poitrine but introducing other ppl to them is so difficult lmao

wtf……… i shouldn’t be surprised but wow

click clack symphony is such a corny song but i listen to it solely for the hans zimmer feature ❤️‍🩹

ugh i haven’t been to the gym in days because i’ve been totally gassed out… i want to go back today for leg day but idk if i can convince my bf to go (he’s the cardholder)

i’m so excited i’m like barely holding it together

guys should i watch tadc… it looks fun…

omg awesome pull! i haven’t played it myself but i know i’ve seen ppl play it and it looks fun

you're kidding right? It's Mario!

The Hungarian public experienced JD Vance for 48 hours and collectively vowed "never again"

nice to meet you Caleb! always excited to make more pokemon friends 👾

i’m trying to be chill but i’m legitimately mad as fuck

left my kindle sitting on the bathroom sink to indicate that i’ll be showering in a few

roommate immediately got in the shower

april #promosky 🐞

hi i’m ellie, i like reading, card games, and being a gymrat

recently ;
— weightlifting 🏋🏼‍♀️
— project hail mary 👾
— the drama
— Artemis II 🚀
— pokemon #tcgp
— strixhaven #mtg

i’m late this month because i got locked out of my bsky account on mobile, but i’m back now! 👋🏻

oh i do not like the fmc’s name…

credit where credit is due, i actually really like this line

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

I'm moonscrolling

these motherfuckers said it would splashdown at 8:07 and it splashed down at 8:07. after going to the fucking moon. fucking a man. god damn

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Science is so fucking cool. This is what I want my tax dollars spent on

I play one card face down and end my post

Things that work: giant rocket, very precise math, orbital mechanics, cameras, iPhones

Things that don’t work: Microsoft Outlook, toilets, sat phones

Science is good. We should fund it.