‘It wants to break free’

Danny’s not really an Alpha Male

But he does have an idea

How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’?

Danny thinks it’s 26

And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet

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Easter Sunday. A time to remember the day Jim Bowen was captured by Boba Fett

Alpha Male, humour based new release fiction paperback by Paul Edmunds | eBay Danny's not really an Alpha Male. But he does have an idea. Danny thinks its 26.

No better way to celebrate the resurrection of the Easter Bunny than relaxing and reading a good book. Link to buy in bio.

A tenner, that’s cheaper than a Lindt egg.

Come on, don’t make Jesus angry

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Feathered ecstasy
An illegal pigeon rave
Flying for ten hours

#HighCoo

#HaikuDay

If you missed Katy Perry discussing groups of stars on BBC, it’s repeated at 6pm if thats any constellation

Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax

Them: What band are you in

Me: Erm, The Charlatans

Them: Your council tax band?

😬

2 years since I saw a peanut butter Jesus appear on my stick of celery 🥹

Just reboot The Muppet Show.

This Twitter / BlueSky thing is bit like when the PDC and the BDO had a to do and split

I feel a bit like an online Cliff Lazarenko

Danny’s not really an Alpha Male

But he does have an idea

How many dates would it take to find ‘The One’?

Danny thinks it’s 26

And it just so happens there are 26 letters in the alphabet

🦋

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