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Posts by Ross ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿป (he/him)

Aka "the people who can't make a PDF file on their own at work"

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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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HOW DARE HE

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Top left: Wesley Crusher stands in the Enterprise transporter room greeting the newly arrived Ensign Mendon. Wesley says, "Mendon, what is that gas that Benzites need to breathe?"

Top right: Ensign Mendon, with his breathing device attached to his chest, replies, "I'll tell you a secret: It's actually cannabis vapor."

Bottom left: Mendon continues, "when we joined the federation, we told them we 'needed' it for 'medical purposes'."

Bottom right: Wesley smiles and says, "I bet you'd get along with my mom! She knows where to find all the best cannabis...you know... because she's chief medical officer."

Top left: Wesley Crusher stands in the Enterprise transporter room greeting the newly arrived Ensign Mendon. Wesley says, "Mendon, what is that gas that Benzites need to breathe?" Top right: Ensign Mendon, with his breathing device attached to his chest, replies, "I'll tell you a secret: It's actually cannabis vapor." Bottom left: Mendon continues, "when we joined the federation, we told them we 'needed' it for 'medical purposes'." Bottom right: Wesley smiles and says, "I bet you'd get along with my mom! She knows where to find all the best cannabis...you know... because she's chief medical officer."

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekTNG

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Dem titties tho ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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All of this screen tech looks good *now* but it's got the shelf life of a donut.

Just look how ridiculously bad infotainment screens from 15 years ago look now. They think that's not gonna happen again?

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happy birthday weed

also congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs

1996: my mom finds my weed and I get in a ton of trouble

2026: my mom asks if I can bring her some more weed

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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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Would it be inappropriate to comment on how much I like your pants / shorts? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ”ฅ

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DONT SKIP! Post you in another country.

The hubby and I on our Cotswolds walking tour last May!

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Come up for a visit and I'll let you handle my clipboard. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘‹

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๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Thank you!!

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And what about we switches that can flip between both? ๐Ÿ˜

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Oh god, did my curse just blow eastward to you?!?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5 hours ago 1 0 0 0

In this order:

1) give Scruff dude a deadline. If he misses it, then
2) set up the chat/bate online friend session for after Zumba is over, and
3) go to Zumba.

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Cuuuuuuute

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๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

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Doesn't that happen *after* I get you naked? ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Thank you stud!

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Oooh no, but I'd like to!

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๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar OTTAWA โ€” The Canada Revenue Agency confirmed this week that it is fully aware youโ€™ve been using your home office for non-work purposes, you fucking liar.

CRA knows home office being used for non-work purposes, you fucking liar

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๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

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๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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Aw thank you hottie!

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