TimLoafy - Twitch Routing the Cursed Halo 2 Co-Op Speedrun!

Helloaf! @shockwve.fastestfurs.com and I are routing Cursed Halo 2 Co-op tonight and I wanted to stream our adventures

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Ball Crushing Factory AKA Cryo Archive in Marathon today!

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Ever just...

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Saw a squirrel yesterday

Hey! I'm alive and also live with more marathon. Loot grind, contract grind, trying to figure out who the fuck Marton is.

come on in and say helloaf!

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If they say Dish Detergent isn’t edible then why does the Dawn Ultra Strawberry Fields taste so good?!?

Do you think preworkout powdered pickles would be the best gym Strat?

Do not let anyone tell you Marathon is a bad game. I am fucking ADDICTED. In fact, I am playing right now! You should come say helloaf while I play bass boosted things in prox chat and getting loot.

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m a r t o n m o n d a y s

we live and we are wide.

come on in if you wanna listen to other runners cower in fear as I play 70 different bass boosted songs at the same time through prox chat while rushing with a WSTR. shotgun

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Tornado warnings at midnight. Couldn't sleep till 3 am. Alarm at 6:30.

This is how I be moving today

holy based

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Gaming tonight!

Marathon has a stranglehold on me, I cannot stop playing
Going after priority contracts, hefty loot and playing bass boosted memes in prox-chat to scare runners

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EARLIER STREAM TODAY
MORE GAMING
WE'RE EATING ALL THE LOOT IN MARATHON

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MARTON DAY
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Marathon has died for our sins. We will wait its return in 3 days as prophesy foretells us.

In the meantime. Halo 3 speedruns!

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marton

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I wasn’t sure how LTL could top last year’s lineup but… MCR, ADTR, Sublime, Volumes, Cane Hill, The Home Team, The Used and many many more?

We are partying in September!

of all the “this is the dumbest timeline” examples I think it might be “we are literally living in the plot of 99 Luftballons” for me

You miss all the shots you don’t take!

I don’t usually listen to folk/pop but something about Noah Kahan’s new single just… fuck man.

Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone is rightwise king born of all Chicago

TimLoafy - Twitch A Sunday Afternoon Loaf

An Afternoon Loaf... from a different spot! Dogsitting for two weeks so I brought my shit for stream and stuff.

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I'M LEAVING MUSTARD IN A JAR OUT IN THE SUN FOR A MONTH OR UNTIL SOMETHING INTERESTING HAPPENS!

Oh hey I am live on the television of twitch

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Anyways here's a sandwich

Despite my abilities to burn the fuck out of a grilled cheese I make a mean udon bowl!

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It do be cold outside so we're doing some comfy speedruns inside!

Halo 3 easy runs, maybe some DOOM, maybe Cursed Halo!

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Earlier today I went to the store and asked if they carried any Malört. Instead of getting a yes or a no, I was hit with the secret THIRD option of "why?" 😔

The point of life is to be silly and whimsical and I need some of you all to lock the fuck in on that mindset.

Pushups hurt

TimLoafy - Twitch Strat Finding / Routing Cursed Halo 2's Speedrun!

Now that we've run through Cursed Halo 2 its time to start routing it! Doing strat hunting and then maybe a cheeky Halo 3 speedrun after!!

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