happy healthy bird 😭❤️

bitches love me for my mossy turf

The fact that "being taxed on a wealth that would take most people dozens of generations to gather" is "the scariest thing she's ever seen" means the world isn't scaring millionaires and billionaires nearly enough yet.

a cute fact about me right now that is that i work three pt jobs, can't afford health insurance, but make too much for state benefits 😎👉👉 cause that's how it's DONE

CAN ANYONE CONFIRM OR DENY!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST GOT TOLD BY A LITERAL BRAND NEW FRIEND THAT I GIVE OFF SHANE HOLLANDER VIBES. IM. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amazing how much you can accomplish if you tell yourself "it doesn't have to be good" and "it doesn't have to be done today".

happy trans day of visibility, my hair looks bad today nobody look at me

oh my god now it's us PCs back at it, my cleronk fuckin down again and i was an idiot and didn't recast death ward on myself before we went in. fuck meeeee.

what if we do a one shot when im back in town in may 👀

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CONNIE, THE LEGEND THAT YOU ARE!!!

ROLL FOR RUMBLEFOOT DEATH. the traitorous lilttle bitch. am i right guys.

god we're in round 5 of 7 and we have so many NPCs down now. this is like the most intense game of battleship with our DM lmao.

this means NOTHING to you and EVERYTHING TO ME

Running a side session for our MULTIPLE FACTIONS of NPCs in this massive battle - before we resume the PCs tomorrow. WHEEEEEE HOPE NO ONE DIES.

still reading it but I'm pretty sure. this whole thread? yeah.

SAME

everyone will be filipino or trans this year.

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reminder (or fresh info for those who dont know yet) that Chiropracty is a complete bullshit pseudo-science and the guy who created it, no joke, claims he learned it from a ghost

PALADIN CRIT AND RESTRAINED HIM. WE'RE GONNA FINISH HIM. HOLY SHIT.

this fucking bitch. he's trying to power word kill our paladin bc he's a little bitch.

i assume you read the deep magic's eagle fic?

okay he's back up and we're hot on the heels of our arch nemesis and im prolly gonna go down again but what's a guy who punches and stuns gonna do but get fucked eh. also our dm keeps flexing her real life muscles and it's a problem.

this particular fight has extremely high stakes and we've been anticipating it for a week, or really 5 real life years. im fine :')

dnd posting hours. we're 3 hours into session and my monkcleric is dead with a bootprint on his chest and tentacle slime on his face.

omw

One of my favourite descriptions in older literature is "a person of strange fascinations". Depending on context, it means they're either a weird sex pervert or a colossal nerd, and it's handy to have a phrase that can mean both of those things because in my experience they're often found together!

Currently running a not for profit crowdfund for a book exploring transness in cyberpunk

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