You're such a dork.

Fuck Jared... send this POS to the front line.

Most of my day revolves around how long it takes my meds to kick in.

Good news: things can’t get any worse.
Bad news: that’s not true.

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Pretty damn sure a Matriarchy would be much better than this Patriarchy BS.

Aww... ♥️

*greedy country

No, that was the week before.

on the plus side now i can bring $300 of groceries inside with one hand

I completely concur.

Low bar, man... lol
Anyway, I completely agree, and being low-tech is also a huge bonus.

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Poke them with a stick... I've heard they like it. ; )

I don't believe in you, but do better, dude.

That is a great shot.
incoming corner kick!

Dammit, that's not something I wanted to envision.

Doing Zorro Ranch... just for shits and grins.

One might need an Anal Flex for those with an Anal Raider.

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Can his mouth be crazy glued closed first? : )

Mood:
Overstressed and Underlaid

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You're a fucking mess, and a dork... which is why I follow you. 🙃

Merry New Year, Sara!

Happy New Year!

Cuntifyingly... nice... adding it to my vocabulary.

Enjoy! ♥️