no sé a qué se refiere agente yo digo una cosa

me corrí fuera del tabaco (I ran out of tobacco para los que no sepan español)

Three panel comic. Panel 1: person who has post-op bandages wrapped around their nose, nervously holding someone’s hand. Another speaker off panel says, “alright… let’s get these bandages off.” Panel 2: the person is gleefully looking at themself in a handheld mirror, their friends are overjoyed. Their new nose is a gigantic, elongated and pointed sword shape. Panel 3: they are jumping out of the ocean with a smile on their face, in unison with two swordfish who are also breaching the water.

yo a ayuso creo que hay que hacerle una cosa

bsky.app/profile/mala...

ginasio.ir?

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

María del Monster

si mi compa se tuitea una mierda pim

retuit que se lleva

FULL BUSH IN A THONG SUMMER: EL RETORNO DEL SETO

me he metido en tuiter punto com para decir lo de que vendo la entrada de la magiccon y el único tuit que me ha dado tiempo a leer antes de salir me ha confirmado q un niñato desagradable q veía a veces en los fnm ahora es nazi.

on brand supongo.

advertising technology in the 1990s: look at this “website” you can “surf”. it has an image of a cat on it

advertising technology in the 2020s: you must adopt this now or die. we are going to completely kill you if you don’t download this app immediately

Bienvenido a Zaira 113.

Share this with your friends who use ChatGPT to answer questions (and are fucking stupid and dumb)

if you like having a silly goofy time, you should try large scale industrial sabotage

𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂

a mí no tienes que vendérmela más

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Wild West
(repost)

Mox Amber is a quiet image painted with meticulous detail – perhaps too much detail for a tiny trading card. Who would commit to such monotony, knowing it would never be seen at scale?

🎥: youtu.be/yNxh_fEmO1k

macarrones.gratinar mmm

Poco a poco

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@jellboi.bsky.social

no te lo vas a creer

‘Robby Has Never Been Your Daddy’ On the set of The Pitt finale, the acclaimed series zooms in on its main character.

I went to the set of The Pitt finale, I saw a silicone baby in an aluminum roasting pan, and I wrote about Dr Robby Rabinovitch

www.vulture.com/article/the-...

does the 5th season get better? I'm kinda stuck on episode two and the script feels weaker than on previous seasons

“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.

“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”

Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”

this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...

Perpetual