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Laughing at the idea that the "first order of business if Dems win House/Senate" should be to re-introduce the right-wing immigration bill Biden/Harris tried to run on in 2024 to take the immigration issue off the table by making a ton of concessions to the anti-immigration right.

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

OH MY LORD. AMAZING THINGS HAPPENING IN TOMODACHI LIFE.

Snapchat bets on New York Mets to win World Series

‘it’s not the fucking babadook’ well right because the babadook is just a made up person. the slimeball voice that lives in your computer and tells your kid the right way to tie a noose is unfortunately very real

MAGA wants teen births. It won't work Teen birth rates are at historic lows — and young women want to keep it that way

Republicans are getting more brazen — in rhetoric and policy — in pushing teenage girls to give birth.

The good news is that it won't work. Girls aren't going to fall for it.

An analysis.

www.salon.com/2026/04/20/m...

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

April 20th is a big day for Elon because of his two great passions: marijuana and Hitler

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

Jaya on cheesecake and its factory is the only Sunday read u need

Pull up your seat buddy

I did tho

I am normal I did not flirt with two 50+ year old women tonight

Hello!

I think these would fix me

She claimed Kneecap were racist for being against genocide meanwhile she's marching alongside one of the most notorious white supremacists in the country

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

I’m packing it in. I’ll never compete with 40+

Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex X.com Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon vatican.va/content/leo-xi... 7:46 AM • 4/16/26 • 58K Views

“Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic, and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”

~ Pope Leo

Cool, site is busted again

I hope the AI apologists see the shit that their evangelistic attitude has wrought

Can’t believe I squandered it on this

The ticket prices are too damn high SFGATE columnist Drew Magary says there's more at risk than just money.

“The average new car now costs $50,000. The median home price is $100,000 higher than 2020. You gotta pay $7 for a bag of f—king Doritos now. Prices are too damn high, and they won’t come down until Trumpism is replaced by a functional, responsible government.” www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

“I’m on team terf!”

“wtf why do all these terfs think i’m on their team”

Good to know that this app uses vibecoded bamboo scaffolding next to an active fire

another vibecodin win for our libertarian website lmao

Hey uh actually I’m one of the dipshits who enlisted because my family was poor and I couldn’t go to college. I don’t think that the chance to get higher education should hinge on being the barrel of the gun of American empire.