Serious q, should I watch this with my 12yo or encourage her to watch it on her own?

He *needs* to call me

Every time someone watches the first episode of Buffy, James Spader gets a little shiver up his spine

Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa - Exclusive North Norfolk Radio clip YouTube video by AlanPartridgeMovie

“Which is the worst monger: fish, iron, rumour, or war?”

Max Muncy stares after the home-run ball he just hit to end game 3 of the 2018 World Series. He has dropped the bat and he’s about to run, but first he’s having a millisecond of utter disbelief that this hellish time loop of 9 extra innings is finally going to end

This is when I fell for Max Muncy

Darcy : Superman
::
Rochester : Batman

"We Don't Talk About Bruno" - 'Songs in Sign Language' YouTube video by CartoonBrew.com Official

I haven't heard a single post about this anywhere--
disney's had their animators reanimate some of their recent iconic songs in ASL?? here's "we don't talk about bruno"??? this is amazing???

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrv...

He’s alive?!

when you forgot to tell your doctor you had a parasitic infection before starting ebglyss

Maman lowkey died today.

I remember standing in a long line at a crowded grocery store days before we knew it was airborne. One lady wanted an orange but couldn’t get to it, so another lady handed it to her — and then said to her “I just sanitized my hand, I swear”.

Excited that InfoWars has switched sides in the infowars

New Temperance but it’s California Sobriety

New Temperance but it’s California Sobriety

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

Didn’t we used to have a post-related nickname for this type of “traditional wife”?

“He was cook, Tim Apple?”

— the president today

this is fucking nuts:

“Pulp Fiction” co-writer Roger Avary […] weighed in Thursday, posting on X: “I am perfectly fine with @SecWar
quoting Jules in Pulp Fiction if it keeps bullets from hitting our soldiers.”

It doesn’t, Rog

“Pulp Fiction” co-writer Roger Avary […] weighed in Thursday, posting on X: “I am perfectly fine with @SecWar
quoting Jules in Pulp Fiction if it keeps bullets from hitting our soldiers.”

It doesn’t, Rog

getting hospitalized cuz i swallowed something funny and started joking on it

God I hope he comes out tomorrow like “i just meant i call them bodegas”

BILLY GOAT GRUFF WOULD LIKE A WORD

Mookie rhymes with Cookie.

The way Babadook rhymes with book.

Ivanka was Catherine of Aragon, is Melania Kitty Howard?

little boy out front: i'm looking for caterpillars have you seen any caterpillars
brian: no, sorry. i'm a botanist so i don't know much about bugs but do you have any questions about plants?
little boy: yeah uhhhh which plants around here might have caterpillars on them

It’s the “Titanic on a late-‘90s actor’s resume” of today

Get ready for the Church of America

He is our Henry VIII, this was pretty predictable