My biggest takeaway from watching all of Vanderpump Rules is that 2011 LA club rat drama and 2011 Texas hardcore drama were basically identical

What this says in my imagination is way funnier than what it probably actually says in the article

screenshot of a Facebook post by Sam Brody: "What is happening in DC right now would not be happening if DC had been made a state any time Democrats held both the presidency and Congress in the last 30 years. Adding states to the union is much easier to do than amending the constitution. It requires nothing more than an act of Congress, and only needs a simple majority to pass. The Obama Senate could have easily done it when they had 59 senators. But the party leaders thought, I dunno, it wouldn’t be sporting or something. Not fair to the Republicans to use power to do things. The pundits might call it “overreach,” oh no, not that. Biden could have tried to do it - everyone was already saying it was necessary democracy reform after Trump I - but he pre-gave up because Manchin and Sinema said they just had to respect the ancient and immortal filibuster, so what can you do? Best not to try. So now we have millions of US citizens with no representation at all under naked authoritarian rule by an unchecked federal law enforcement apparatus. And the pundits have all forgotten the word “overreach,” which only applies to Democrats when they win by much greater margins than this and have much larger and more representative majorities than this."

Tome

Say what you want about Canada but they were the first country to have a musical export that provided a hit song that openly admitted to jacking off to anime

Best comment on the coldplay thing

This is your notice that I am playing a show on Saturday

I never really had expectations on if I would end up being a parent or not no one prepares for you how cool being a dad is.

You aren’t a “math rock bassist” you are “unemployed”

Will took good pictures of me again

Need a new therapist mine just said the words Neutral Milk Hotel

Just saw someone post Kokomo on their IG story with the caption R.I.P

Thanks

Was anyone else aware that the Me Myself and Irene soundtrack is a bunch of steely Dan covers and also offspring covering AFI for some reason

My girlfriend and I saw you from the bar and we could see by what you carry that you come from Barrytown

They Asked to see my ID

Probably

He's so close if he asks three more times we might play

Nice

I like the one guy in Modern English who looks like he plays in Crowbar and showed up to the wrong band practice

My new obsession is this old dude singing Liar by Rollins Band at karaoke

Not used to a show in deep ellum having less of a commute than to a show in Denton

Ok I was wrong that new Tubs album is the best indie rock adjacent album of last 5 years

A screenshot from Wikipedia showing the motto of Stafford, TX: “City with no property taxes”

Sometimes Texas reaches well beyond parody

During my time playing in Against Me! the biggest lesson I learned was to be true to yourself and not to take shit from anybody

I'm just glad my nickname for Miles has stuck

Got someone to watch twin peaks for the first time which means I got to look at all my pictures from when I made my pilgrimage again

I'm pretty sure my son just said his first word which was "Borat"

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