beer, but with grifting powers *after* sobriety

🌮

biggest and best poll numbers ever. America is back!! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If anyone wants to try this again with the next MAGA bootlicker, first question:

“Did Kamala Harris lose the 2024 election?”

They will jump at the chance to say yes. These toads HAVE to.

Then the 2020 question.

Dan Petry Tackles a Challenging Career Quiz The Detroit Tigers pitcher-turned-broadcaster looks back at batters he faced, including George Brett, whom he cited often.

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it’s never gonna be over

they got one out of two

meh, Tigers lose

Sleep Experts Suggest Cutting Back On God’s Light Before Bed

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a rare treat to have a ballgame on at my desk at work

Tigers win

Rip in black leather jacket, hat annd Ben in green jacket with black shirt and glasses, both making the peace sign

Rip Hamilton & Ben Wallace

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

Dingler dinger challenging pitches and shit

Are we in hell? It’s a bunny in a Mets hat.

such a dumb fucking hill to die on. he lost. history and the rest of us will remember that

future 2026 all star Dillion Dingler

Black Detroit Pistons hat, with the Detroit text logo in black with white trim

first new Pistons hat I’ve gotten myself in over 20 years

but at least he and his rich cohorts got richer, I assume that’s what drew voters to him

Tigers-Red Sox game Sunday will start at 4:35 p.m. Game time moved up from 1:10 p.m. to dodge forecasted rainstorm in the early afternoon....

maniacal Skubal

Tigers win

growing weary of Spencer Torkelson’s Tigers existence

relegate Spurs

bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it ALT: bugs bunny and daffy duck are standing next to a sign that says duck rabbit on it

strait of hormuz update

fuck the Red Sox

welcome to the show

and let’s forget Charlie Morton’s time here

Hao-Yu Lee will start at 3B tonight, giving Tigers another right-handed bat against Red Sox LHP Ranger Suarez.

Lee will be the second Taiwan-born player to play for Tigers, joining LHP Fu-Te Ni (2009-10).

yo

“MLB teams aren’t as profitable as you think. Long-term contracts are killers for teams. The entire media environment is causing long-term problems for team.

Also the team in like the 25th biggest media market in MLB just sold for a record $3.9 billion.”

Well SOMEONE is lying to me!

Where did the growth come from? Allow me.