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Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: “Birds as bad exes*” Smaller text reads: “*Yes, you read that right.”

Coral background with faint heart illustrations. A glossy male Blackbird with a bright yellow bill faces left. Large title reads: “Birds as bad exes*” Smaller text reads: “*Yes, you read that right.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, from us to you. Tag your exes. Xoxox

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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

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#TheTraitors Soundtrack Recording Session #2. #TheTraitorsUK

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I’m not saying that *everyone* should do #Barbanuary - where we all watch Barbara Stanwyck movies all month - but I AM saying that her three best movies are currently on BBC iPlayer (Double Indemnity), Amazon Prime (Ball of Fire) and Channel 4 (The Lady Eve), respectively.

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The Dogs of 2025
The Dogs of 2025 YouTube video by WeRateDogs

The Dogs of 2025

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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

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Wogan Titles December 1985
Wogan Titles December 1985 YouTube video by 23111963

We’re approaching the 40th anniversary of this spectacular bit of TV, an intro sequence to Wogan’s chat show. If anyone ever says that the 1980s were shit, just shake your head, smile condescendingly and play them this

youtu.be/ntTckWx8MMw

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Small white building on pillars with steps. ‘Prompt This’ with an image of a middle finger sticking up is graffitied along the top.

Small white building on pillars with steps. ‘Prompt This’ with an image of a middle finger sticking up is graffitied along the top.

Latest painting (acrylic on canvas)

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Very judgmental grey cat with amber eyes. Leaning his elbow on the bed end.

Very judgmental grey cat with amber eyes. Leaning his elbow on the bed end.

Oh dear. What have I done now?

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Becky looked after her mum 24 hours a day by the end. After she had died, Becky put the house on the market for £300,000.

So why did Andrew Milne - who had bought the freehold for £400 - try to take it for nothing?

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A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says

“It broke my heart, that was my savings towards a new car,” one woman who paid Milne tens of thousands of pounds told us. “He has just wiped me out.”

Who is Andrew Milne - the solicitor sending "very aggressive" letters to Sheffield homeowners?

www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...

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After Becky’s mum died, it was time to sell her childhood home. Then Andrew Milne got in touch Plus: As the search for answers continues, The Tribune takes to the road

And part two.

www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/after-beckys...

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A London lawyer bought hundreds of Sheffield freeholds. Then the ‘very aggressive’ letters arrived Exclusive: The Tribune can reveal that Andrew Milne has threatened leaseholders with high court action. It ‘broke my heart’ one woman says

An absolutely shocking story in two parts and outstanding journalism to boot.

Part one

www.sheffieldtribune.co.uk/a-london-law...

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Fungi growing in a woodland, it looks remarkably like zombie fingers reaching up from the ground

Fungi growing in a woodland, it looks remarkably like zombie fingers reaching up from the ground

When in the woods, best beware of dead man's fingers lurking there.
Reaching up above the ground, a creepy fungi to be found.

Happy Halloween everyone.

Photo: Sheringham Park by Rob Coleman

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He literally looks like he’s made of love and sunshine.

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Nigel Farage is the biggest charlatan in British political history.

And here's what his constitutents in Clacton really think:

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Next level rice cooker.

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Another day in arguably the most infuriating, idiotic epoch of mankind's history. What freshly shat folly awaits us today?

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Here’s some dog content to temporarily distract you from the mess happening in the world

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'The Wizard of Oz' (1939) vs 'The Wizard of Oz at Sphere' (2025)

Over 90% of the film has been 'touched up' with AI

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i'm leaving

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Making kids laugh can sometimes be difficult but when you get it just right it’s a brilliant thing!

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Unhappy Birthday to Me 
 
It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught, 
to show kindness to others, to be a good sport. 
But all of those teachings have taken a bump – 
for I share my birthday with Donald Trump. 
 
For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate, 
and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date – 
but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumped 
by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump. 
  
With him, I would share an infectious disease, 
a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas, 
a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump –
but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump. 
 
Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –  
12th Febtember, 33rd July. 
But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump
and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump. 

Brian Bilston

Unhappy Birthday to Me    It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught,  to show kindness to others, to be a good sport.  But all of those teachings have taken a bump –  for I share my birthday with Donald Trump.    For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate,  and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date –  but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumped  by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump.     With him, I would share an infectious disease,  a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas,  a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump – but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump.    Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –   12th Febtember, 33rd July. But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump.  Brian Bilston

Happy 14th June to all those (except one) who celebrate.

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It is 22 years ago today that my best friend, Nick Everton, died. He was 17 years old. Not much time to leave a mark on the world you would think.
But those of us who knew him came away irreversibly altered by even the short time we shared together....
🧵

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b/w photo of Maurice Wilson standing up in the cockpit of a small old aeroplane, in front of a hangar, waving at the camera

b/w photo of Maurice Wilson standing up in the cockpit of a small old aeroplane, in front of a hangar, waving at the camera

Today is the 91st anniversary of the last diary entry of the first man who tried to climb Everest solo. Mind you, his plan had been to crash land a plane 14,000 feet up and then stroll the rest of the way, so perhaps he wasn’t destined to succeed

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What should Liz Truss's new Social Media platform be called?

Wrong suggestions only.

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“Hi, I’m Elon. Can we be friends? Will you be my friend? I’ll give you a Cybertruck, I promise.”

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