finally. the yankee invents his answer to the noble wigan kebab

deep sea fish drinking Gweilo Beer IPA

ok never mind that probably pushes it down to my second priority

my main problem with wittgenstein is that 1922 is way too late to give your fucking treatise a fancy little latin title

hearing a lot of jokes about video essays lately. really cool how readily people marginalise and stigmatise millennial ways of knowing

bringing my introverted vampire buddy out to get her meeting new people only to end up with my dork staked

completely agreed - totally irresponsible to leave "s**ked" uncensored

met my sun counterpart this weekend and wept for the life I was never allowed to have

all the pride i have in not being a morning person is simply an ego defense mechanism for my grief over being constitutionally incapable of having a nutritionally complete breakfast and a 3km run before work

luna as a yellow labrador puppy frolicking in early modern grass. one could describe her emotional state as 'gay abandon' if they were oblivious to the fact she is heterosexual

just thought everyone might want to update their priors on luna's historical puppy maximum

if someone doesn't put a piano in my flat right this second i'm going to get really cantankerous about it

i think the funniest part is how genuinely hurt all of them seem to be by this. incessantly repeating their "biting the lefties" trick and staring upwards with big, plaintive eyes, utterly unable to comprehend why they've stopped getting any treats for it

genuinely kind of incredible that after two years starmer's inner circle haven't figured out that doing their best tory cosplays won't make the right-wing media establishment won't go soft on them when there's a feasible far-right alternative within touching distance of 10 downing street

oh my god fine. do you want to set up a truth and reconciliation committee about it. also did you like it

sorry casey webb i didn't mean it about the clown shoes

green :)

my shoes now turn clown shoes

transitive property

it is with the utmost regret that the phantasmAgaric team must announce that we have a new phone. our hearts are with the victims and their loved ones at this difficult time

it's fine. i can be your collective scapesmoker

depends ?

hey who here wants to form a jury of my peers aha

oh also i can't spend any money so that's not amazing

oh my god these things cost HOW MUCH

sigh all you want, liberal. facts don't care about your feelings

i have some incredible news about the effects differences in soft tissue distribution and texture have on the heuristics human brains use to sort individuals as "male" or "female"

did you think it would make you look swedish or something

if your endocrine system was testosterone-dominant Eating A Meal would deposit fat in a completely different pattern!!

i have a decade-long streak here and i am NOT breaking it for anyone short of christ's second coming

if i had to be embroiled in something i'd make sure it was something really cool. not sure why everyone goes straight for "scandal" and "controversy"