Archie newspaper strip dated January 31, 1973. Betty: People get more electric things than they need! Jughead: My uncle got ONE and only used it once! Betty: What was it? Jughead: The electric chair!
jesus christ jughead
“Over on Twitter, they’re” shhhhh. Shhh.
Shh.
JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors
if you think this footage is critical, wait till you hear what I think of your franchise
At some point this stuff stopped being fun tie in easter egg shit and became homework
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
LOL.
(Note to self: Do not fall asleep at your desk).
Took a migraine pill at 4 AM and can confirm.
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
We'd currently be gifted with Sterling K. Brown.
Gene Wilder would've kicked ass
2-panel comic 1st panel, titled UI. Mom and dad standing over a crib with the baby. A mobile with cute animals is turning over the baby. Mom says "I love it!" dad says "Me too!" 2nd panel, titled UX: From baby's POV only animals' assholes are visible.
UI vs UX
a poster with a drawing of a person wearing a dress and another wearing pants under a sign that reads "your future" it's an ad for the Uof T library school, the caption reads "you like people you like books be a librarian"
YOU LIKE PEOPLE
YOU LIKE BOOKS
BE A LIBRARIAN
(may 1945)
do you want to see the whole crew rushing from one high-stakes phaser fight to another? no. nobody wants to see that. we want to see bashir and o'brien playing darts
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
a mouse (?) eating cherries (?) and dyed purple around the mouth
girls want one thing, and it's to be this weird little dude absolutely lost in the sauce
Text exchange: - HO. LY. SHIT. I *just* realized that Ellen Burstyn and Ellen Barkin are two different actresses, not one actress with a crazy long and eclectic career. - bet you have no problem keeping all the Chris actors straight tho
okay i deserved this
"why are they doing this?"
To kill open source ventures like Linux distros because the cost of adhering to this law is too much to expect these projects to pay and maintain, forcing everyone to use windows and train their AI/farm metadata
They'll say it's for protecting kids or something tho
OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit
Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here
Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse
Media and universities: AI is here to stay
Also the point of the movie is that Jules decides the lesson is to abhor violence and abandons his life as a hitman.
oh thank god
Many are attacked for telling the truth.
Gotta give the people what they want!
I'm gonna be honest: Biology was never my strong suit.
Twenty... seven?
Because of you I just remembered that she exists, how are you making this up to me
Converts. Cradle Catholics (even ridiculously lapsed ones like me) know.😏
