Never defeating the allegations we are West Brom’s bogey team 🐏🖤

Give Raye a headline slot, I beg.

Manager of the year has to go to Gary Bowyer, surely. What an achievement.

Best manager in the league 🐑🖤🤍

Mark Zuckerberg’s new house has strong “we won a five year planning battle with Alderley Edge council for permission to demolish the bungalow that used to stand here” vibes.

🫣

What is going on 🤯

He’s making it up as he goes along. A clown. 🤡

Trump bears the bulk of the blame for the unprecedented global economic crisis now unfolding. But let’s not ignore the role played by the hideously bad judgment of the business and financial leaders who supported Trump and didn’t realize this was an inevitable outcome.

I was going to get the train today. But I am increasingly concerned at the deficit I’m running with Great Northern Rail. I buy a lot from them and they purchase nothing from me.
Tempted to apply a 20% tariff. Sure my tickets will cost 20% more but it might mean I buy fewer and reduce the deficit.

Carrie Bradshaw at laptop

And then I wondered … had Pete Hegseth really meant to text me the state secrets?

We’ve all made mistakes but….

Massive

Say it louder for those at the back 🖤

Could not be more pleased for Marcus Harness who I’ve long thought unfairly scapegoated by many.

Shay Given was on my flight this morning from Manchester to Dublin and I felt then that it was a 2019 Lampard-era good omen. 🐏

What a thoroughly enjoyable day 🐏

Ariana’s red gown and Dorothy ruby slippers was my favourite outfit of the night

That’s relegation sealed, for me. The belief I felt in October that all would be well has drained out of me like a dripping tap.

Brexit has never looked quite so daft

"I am one hundred per cent a Faithful."

It’s a cruel game

Growing Up Murdoch James Murdoch on mind games, sibling rivalry, and the war for the family media empire

This extraordinary piece ends with a plaintive question about whether anyone wants to hear a rich heir from a powerful family complain about his father. For the avoidance of doubt, yes. Yes I do.

The footballing equivalent of being dumped on Valentine’s Day.

I adore Ebou more than most but sloppy from the throw-in

Why is nobody talking about this?

Blimey. #dcfc

PITCH: An updated version of the curse of Cassandra where she's describing things that are happening now, in front of everyone, but still isn't believed.