Good morning. He needs attention
#morningwood
Posts by unfortun-alt
public indecency laws ig, but literally no other reason ๐ค๐โโ๏ธ
-ly hot ๐ฅต๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
always solid advice tbh ๐ค๐ฎโ๐จ
absolutely outrageous ๐ตโ๐ซ๐ซ ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
Major bed hair this morning but wanting to share a gym progress post this #thirstday
Never gonna be a big muscley guy but super impressed with myself and proud of the revenge body ๐
IiiIiiii will keep that point in mind ๐ค๐๐๐
photo showing a portion of my furry torso, from bush to pit, as Iโm sitting at the edge of a bare mattress on laundry day
should get dressed for work, despite it being #fursday. unfair.
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youuuu are so handsome (and kind, and v appreciated) ๐ฅบโบ๏ธ๐
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swing by, Iโll tell you again in person; itโll be easier that way
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photo of me looking into the mirror with my increasingly shaggy hair. and also my ass.
do we think my hair is getting too long or no.
you might have to zoom in, angle was way off here ๐ซฃ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ
photo of me reclining back in only a black hoodie and black, thick-rimmed glasses. my eyes are closed, as if deep in thought (or rather deep in self-pleasure; same, same). my left hand is holding my semi-erect, cut cock as Iโm holding my right thigh up toward my chest, exposing a fuzzy little hole for your viewing (and other forms of) pleasure
same outfitโif you can call it thatโand same point of view from the first image, but with a different pose. Iโm lying on my side/right hip, with my left hand across my ass; my hole is now the singular focus, as itโs perfectly positioned for me to take a good, deep side fuck. a bit of sole and a tiny sliver of a tight black cockring are visible in the image as well, giving just a few teases of other things you might enjoy while having me in this specific position
a bit early, I know, but I think itโs time to start the Sunday service
correctttttt, far better put tbf ๐ค
always, always ready to honor #humpday, even when Iโm wearing old, ratty, ill-fitting briefs.
(the solution is to just slip em off and get to work, you see ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ๐๐)
coming to grips with just how long a #humpday this is likely to be
emphasis on the, uhh, โgripsโ bit
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then we should keep them going all day imo ๐๐
with pleasure ๐ซก๐ฅต๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
Need a good hump to come and ride me ๐ฉ
idealll ๐คค๐คค๐
anyyyyyyday really ๐ค๐
eagerlyyyy ๐คค๐ฎโ๐จ๐
pic of my stomach, dick & balls in the shower
hard, hairy and wet
excellent suggestion ๐ค๐ซก๐
coming to grips with just how long a #humpday this is likely to be
emphasis on the, uhh, โgripsโ bit
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poils au soleil ๐
Hole counts for #humpday, rightโฆright!?
fat cock
canโt sleep, dick is too hard
new year being ushered in on #humpday feels like an auspicious, if not an outright hopeful start to 2026 for me, personally ๐ค๐ป๐ฅบ๐ฅน
and in that spirit: I hope someone can come help me with this ๐