Had to post my mindset over here too

cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely

(While getting murdered) this sucks

We should all attack @snmrrw.bsky.social on here as well

There’s an alien outside my window in Hurley boardshorts

I’ve discovered a gorgeous woman by the name of Emily Rataroski. She is going to do amazing things

Learning minion language on Duolingo while my girl friend prepares to host thanksgiving for 48 people

Fuck I didn’t even consider this

I’m torturing a dentist in my mind

(Talking to my dad on the phone) are you still obsessed with mom

I have so much to learn from Celebrities and Actresses

I’ve missed you

Hey guys I’m going to be using twitter more so follow me over there

What’s good twitter

Anyone need a bluesky code

Are there any interesting trends on here I should know about

The best way to see the fireworks is your buddy’s ig story. Gather round my phone

Flags are at half mast today because I had a scary dream last night

Staring at an American flag all day today

Just found these in my water..

(Texting my enemy) hey do you mind if I keep you closer than even my friends

Aftersun

(45 minutes late to class with a starbucks drink that is a color you didn’t know existed) sorry i am late . My car exploded

lol that’s awesome. Hey do you mind if I speak next

My earthling buddy would get a kick out of outer space

My computer has some of the best websites on it

Cars have windows and can move. Houses have windows and can’t move. So it’s the windows that make the car go. It’s something else entirely