I saw an ad on the train the other day for a true crime "experience" saying it's even better than a podcast like... idk what the experience is but it's some kind of immersive exhibit? off putting

I bring up my dick every time. they asked

fighting for my freaking life trying not to fall asleep on the train five stops from home at 1am pleeeeeeease it's rocking me to sleep

oh fuck I forgot to cultivate a skill over years of practice

thanks I hate this

sometimes having diarrhea feels good

started taking T now girls are stealing my hoodies and biting me... wat da hell... the turntables

canadian geese in the local soccer field

me yesterday when I ordered a burger and ate it and then ordered another burger and ate it

FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER LAKES: *soaking wet* ok i guess we have to go around it

I think it's also making me stupider but that's okay I've had enough

68 days on T good news I no longer have dry skin. bad news. The Grease

save me Pile Of Halal Food

been really in the mood to hear a saxophone lately. many songs with saxophone in my playlists. many times I'm hearing a song and think it would be good with saxophone

kisses 📈
contemplation 📉

dating two girls is really cutting into my staring at the wall time

fuuck this is embarrassing

I made it up

it is

yesterday on the train a man turned all the way around to sneeze on me and then apologized and turned back. why did you apologize. if it was premeditated

I remember when @dayla.bsky.social started sending me parkour and train hopping videos and I was like ha ha the boy juice got them. now the boy juice got me. and I could jump out of a moving car I bet

see this is why I'm in Buhurt, I go get the shit kicked out of me every Wednesday night and it keeps me normal

when I spill water on the floor, I leave it there until it evaporates. that's the apartment's moisturizer

the dayla cave

woah me too

dipshit every hour account and it's just pics of YOU🫵

who up oiking they sploik

it is and it rules

you are the only person posting on here correctly

we need an eighth day of the week