the french ulted like, the resistance, and then again with this kid an his cool ass music

madeon still hits so fucking hard after all these years god damn

(screaming) 311 IS NOT SKA

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

Windows 98 Plus: Baseball

i have thrown up on that beach 🥹

These are my bastard children, scalable facility location optimization solvers and automation pipelines for car accident analysis. I want to eat them like Saturn.

I have invented so many stupid things this week that I could probably write a paper on and I hate all of them

a four panel comic PANEL 1: a pigeon looks at a clock that reads 10 AM. they say "okay, my plans aren't til the evening..." PANEL 2: the pigeon sits, looking slightly unnerved. text above says "*emotionally prepares for hours*" PANEL 3: the pigeon runs along, looking at their watch and putting mascara on one eye. they have a yellow handbag and they say "oh god i've gotta get ready and get there i'm gonna be so late!!" PANEL 4: the pigeon sits in the same pose as panel 2, with eyeliner and mascara on and a yellow handbag next to them. text above says "*is an hour early*"

time anxiety ⏰

Oh but this website definitely isn't vibe coded

Oh to top it all off my neighborhood is actively getting hit with a tornado this is a great week

Had a lapse in cbb knowledge for a second and thought UK was about to finally go after the papacy for their recruiting foibles

I find it extra funny that burnout is hitting me during our appreciation week or whatever, so our admin staff will come in with fire chiefs with armfuls of free shit to show their thanks and see me face down on the floor taking deep breaths

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

Work has me burnt out and needing a vacation but I can't put in vacation until I finish the work burning me out

Hey whatever happened to those pilots the United States performed a huge rescue operation to get surely they'd be paraded around as a propaganda win right?
Right?????

how the fuck

if anyone's interested in supporting my game dev, art, coding and streaming directly, i've reworked my patreon page, including limited tiers for monthly sketch commissions www.patreon.com/qwarq

A black and white photo of a guy sitting on the front wheel of his Ford Model A as he smokes a cigarette and checks his phone.

A black and white photo of a 1930 Ford Model A next to a 20...15? 2018? Audi R8

A photo of the interior of a Dodge Challenger SRT. A stop sign is reflected in the side window.

A reflection of a sports car in the hubcap of a ratrod

Anyways the car show was cool

The FIA changing it so Colton could have gotten his super license if he just stayed in indycar like a month after his shift overseas sold me on that. I just went to see him do well

Quietly, from a dark corner: runtch watch vanderpump

Black and white photo of spaced god in the reflection of a hub cap

Rare spaced god irl sighting

New Jersey Mode Continuously holding down the Utility button while in the VERSION MENU will change the machine to New Jersey Mode (NJ Mode).

What happens when you enable New Jersey mode? Wrong answers only.

Bryant "Big Country" Reeves

Star

boardwalk benches adjustable, asbury park, new jersey, 1978

boardwalk benches adjustable, asbury park, new jersey, 1978

My passion for space has definitely been beaten out of me by eight years in that industry, but seeing all of my friends who work at NASA having one of the biggest moments of their lives makes me tear up a little bit :3c

#caturday #cats