Remember when JD Vance failed at ordering donuts?

#USPolitics #JDVance

The US sent four inexperienced weirdos. Iran sent four career diplomats.

And like all things Trump, everything is going according to lack of plan.

#USPolitics #Iran

I think we are about a week away from Trump sending the new Ayatollah a pair of Florsheim shoes and then acting insulted when he doesn't appreciate them setting back negotiations by a month.

#USPolitics #Iran

Donny the Commie wants fertilizer produced based on ability and allocation based on need rather than being set by the market.

Iran Allows Ship Loaded With Epstein Files Through Strait of Hormuz Although Iran is charging vessels millions for safe passage through the Strait, “We are sending the Epstein files through free of charge,” they said.

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.

#USPolitics #AndyBorowitz #politicalhumor

The GOP Has Become a Single-Issue Party. The Issue Is Elite Impunity. From protecting rapists to shielding Monsanto or helping Big Oil avoid climate change lawsuits, Republicans are showing their true agenda.

The Republican Party will not police their own because they do not think laws, rules or norms should apply to them.

#USPolitics #guiltydonny

Republicans will get rid of Trump when he is bad for their party and not because he is bad for the country. Just like they got rid of W when it hurt their party. And Tom Delay. And Nixon.

#USPolitics #GuiltyDonny

At this point Trump would welcome discussion of the Epstein files as a distraction from him handing control of the Strait of Hormuz to Iran.

#USPolitics #Iran #JeffreyEpstein

Trump Gives Himself Two Weeks to Invent New Distraction from Epstein Files “Threatening to annihilate a nation of 90 million people worked for about a day, but now I need to come up with something else,” Trump said.

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.

#USPolitics #AndyBorowitz #politicalhumor

My version:

99 red hat buffoons
On the way to the Hormuz

99 red hat buffoons
On the way to the Hormuz

🎼🎵🎶

He still thinks its 1987

Trump fires Bureau of Labor Statistics commissioner after dismal employment report President Donald Trump on Friday removed the head of the agency that produces the monthly jobs figures after a report showed hiring slowed in July and was much weaker in May and June than previously reported.

Anyone reporting job numbers without mention that Trump fired someone when he didn't like the numbers reported, is lying by omission.

#USPolitics #jobnumbers #economics

Spain, France, Italy and Austria have all denied US requests to use bases and airspace to attack Iran.

NATO is kicking Trump out.

#USPolitics #NATO #Iran

How can you trust good job numbers when bad numbers get people fired?

#USPolitics #economics #jobnumbers

Checking in on Pam. Hows it going?

#USPolitics #andor

Iran Says It Has Started to Achieve Regime Change in US “First Kristi Noem, and now Pam Bondi,” the official Iranian statement read. “The dominoes are falling one by one.”

Andy Borowitz is a national treasure.

#USPolitics #politicalhumor #AndyBorowitz

2025 was ICE’s deadliest year in two decades. Here are the 32 people who died in custody The deaths came as the Trump administration ramped up immigration enforcement, detaining a record number of people

"Some of those who died in detention had arrived in the US recently, seeking asylum. Others had arrived years ago, some as young children. Some had been apprehended on criminal charges or had served time for convictions; others had been picked up in the administration's indiscriminate ICE raids."

that reads like the White House trying to humiliate her on the way out the door.

Queen Donna's Grand Ballroom.

#USPolitics #iran #ballroom

Every once in a while you read a headline that is both shocking and unsurprising at the same time.

#USPolitics #alexjones

If you missed the speech, this is a summary.

#USPolitics #Iran #clownservatives

Bullies can not comprehend someone fighting back.

The guy who promised a health care plan in two weeks, an infrastructure plan in two weeks and his tax records in two weeks now says the war will end in two weeks.

#USPolitics #iran

Trump's goal has shift from Unconditional Surrender to leaving the regime in place and walking away.

#USPolitics #iran

The guy who insisted the virus would go away by itself is now insisting the Strait of Hormuz will open by itself.

#USPolitics #iran

JD thinks a thing he has no proof exists is actually a different thing he has no proof exists.

#USPolitics #JDVance

They are deporting veterans. MAGA voted for this. Disgusting.

#USPolitics #immigration

When this movement of dorks and weirdos rebrands itself in a couple of years, Joe will platform every last one of those dorks.

#USPolitics #JoeRogan

The Iranian leaders Trump is negotiating with live in Canada. You probably never heard of them.

#USPolitics #Iran