One of mines in here. Must’ve been a slow week.

“You’ll be able to tap a button and get a single onion delivered from your local Spar within an hour”

I’ve mangled that gag by the way. Of course Frank said the bear was suited before it was woken up.

Always remember Frank Skinner saying Tom Jones dances like someone’s woken up a bear and put it in a suit. #totp

TROUSERS ON HIM #totp

They’re not the same since Tony Christie left #totp

The PTA have put a band together, could anyone help us with a PA system and possibly could do with some help manning the bottle bar #totp

Bet that cover of There She Goes was in some American romantic channel 4 show about kooky girls and lads in checked shirts. Probably something I never saw cos it was doing a shift in the Argos warehouse on Sunday morning. #totp

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It was crazy getting Lou Bega to do the theme song for the fifth Rambo film when you think about it. #totp

DJ Jean #totp

Probably about skateboards and smoking Billy biftas #totp

A1s combined size is 594 x 841 mm, 59.4 x 84.1 cm, or 23.4 x 33.1 inches
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Good use of the Late Nineties Mime Trumpet there #totp

When they interview the owners of the horses at the GrandNational

When they interview the owners of the horses at the GrandNational

POP FACT : This was originally going to be the soundtrack to Rambo 5 but Sly Stallone thought it was too jolly so they changed it from Rambo to Mambo and released it anyway. #TOTP

Is a humour sigh,
Webfingers Ron,
Wendy’s centaur fart lingers,
Attend Tatum’s dong

Its no sack of eyes
No sack of eyes
A doll.

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They made Shaky dance like that by putting Lego in his socks #totp

Chemical Brothers Featuring Noel Gallagher with “Let Forever Be” (1999) #totp

The sax guy is called Chris Alys #totp

Lovestruck…🎶 #totp

Jedward Future #totp

Why did the people who branded F5VE think it necessary to put a digit in there when the word already contains the Roman numeral V.

You should have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re naming boybands.

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#totp Madness…

Those pyrotechnics were a bit Alan Partridge presentation to Dante Fires #totp

“Looks like you’re trying to fly to the moon, let me help you with that….”

Tell who’d like that Cat Tree, this bloke. In the 1970s Lew Foley from Cradley Heath near Dudley kept lions in his council house. #theapprentice

“Looks like you’re trying to fly to the moon, let me help you with that….”