Come on, NFL! Two pumps is within the rules.

If Rico Dowdle is fined, I hope Hingle McCringleberry will step up and offer to pay it

Has Mary Hart gone to the bathroom at all during this game? Pretty sure she's been sitting there for 5.5 hours without a pee break

This current iteration of the FBI has no credibility and has no trust from a discerning public. As I read more of the details of the NBA players caught up in this mafia-led gambling ring, the more I believe that the FBI needed a splashy headline to distract from all the other bullshit going on

Mormon church gunman was marine ‘who supported Trump’ Thomas Jacob Sanford, 40, killed by police after ramming truck into Michigan church and opening fire on worshippers

Another day, another shooting in the good ol' USA by these damn Militant Leftist Antifa Cross-dressing Trans. . . Er, I mean, um, well . .

Netanyahu: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

Thank you @lastweektonight.com for attempting to show the American people just who the man is who is leading Israel.

Why, oh why, did MGT say something I agree with?

David Gergen, a White House adviser to four U.S. presidents and former Friday night political commentator on the MacNeil/Lehrer NewsHour, has died at the age of 83.

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

Elon trying to end corruption is like OJ trying to find the real killer

This tweet won the night! #chiefssuck

Why is Tom Brady boring us with his trip down Super Bowl losses no one asked for
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR LOSS TO MOUSY MANNING

Am I the only one who thinks this is one of the greatest Super Bowls of all time? #Chiefssuck

I guess the key to taking refs out of a game is just blow the Chiefs out. Close calls don't gave the impact when you're down by 3 scores

Where was the false start? Questionable call on the field goal try goes Chiefs way. Field goal made anyway, Eagles 10-0

Second bad call, this one in Eagles favor. Wasn't unnecessary roughness, incidental contact to head, 15 yard penalty, 1st down Eagles

Going to use this to keep a running total of bad calls and count them up at the end: first one in favor of Chiefs, little bit of hand fighting, PI called in AJ Brown negating 4 and 2 conversion, leading to punt

A women-led team of 20, working remotely, is showing up a trillion dollar megacorp. Truly inspiring.

So what do we call it on here in lieu of "re-tweet"? Writing re-tweet feels so dirty now

BREAKING: This account, which is dedicated to holding Trump accountable for his lies, is now on Blue Sky! It is more important than ever to fight back against MAGA lies. Can you retweet and follow to help us get our message out?

How can you possibly keep up with everything? I mean, there's so many. Everyday, so so many . . .

The Official House portraits of the 19 members elected to head committees. There's something. . . I don’t know . . . Something similar about them. I can't quite figure it out

How could the #saints allow this photo to be published? Poor Jake Haener

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Except when his team is up 28-3 in the third quarter of a Super Bowl.

Dre Greenlaw back in the house tonight! #49ers

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We also don't do naughty, but they know who Krampus is

Santa fills my kid's stocking with small stuff and leaves them small presents under the tree. A book here, a pack of socks there; he gives them the stuff my wife and I "forget" to buy in the chaos of the season

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