going through old open tabs really does show you how bizarre you acted four months ago

spread my Salem spores

bunny morning 🌄🐇

being used as a 'court vampire' where they keep me on a leash by the regent's side in the thickly curtained throne room so I can read the minds of visiting dignitaries and subjects to see if they plan betrayal and if I catch one I get to maul them

whyyy is my endocrinologist ghosting me. i need to know if my implant needs replacing man i dont want a fucking bone condition

621 from Armored Core 6 is sitting down, getting her long and unkempt hair cut by Rusty. In the next panel, she's blushing a little, and seems very happy about it, which Ayre comments on.

621 hasn't had a trim since cryosleep- good thing they've got some downtime between missions.
#ac6 #armoredcore

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BAD!
Very bad. Had a follow up appointment with my bottom surgeon this morning and got denied vulvaplasty along with vaginoplasty because I'm too fucking fat.
Needless to say, my mental health is spiraling out of control as the one thing keeping me from ending it all is now gone.

Friday.

Wardog finally drops.

aprildruid.itch.io/wardog

/dumbification comic
every time shiver snaps fry gets dumber ^_^ based on a video i saw

toxic masculinity is when men put down others for not being physically strong, which is crazy, cause i literally also described strength as a positive masculine trait? why are they doing this

bringing up interesting stories i read recently in my creative writing class knowing full well that if any of these people manage to find the shit im talking about they will instantly discover two dozen of my most intimate sexual perversions

i didnt even cum to anything good. it was just the ideal timing of traffic lights to produce minimal time spent at a red light on eight lane highways. they arent even expelling me anymore because theyre having too much fun calling me traffic light fucker. i hate it here

I saw God. I saw her tombstone. She has been dead for 114 billion years, 8 months, 3 days, 2 hours, 3 minutes and 26 seconds. There is no divine explanation for why my dick is in your mouth. Keep sucking.

getting expelled from heaven for masturbating to the book of every pattern in existence

omg omg omg omg omg no words sickkkkkkkkkkkkk

if you’re seeing this we have achieved world peace

well guys it’s finally time for me to unveil my masterpiece. i’ve been working on this image for years and have finally perfected it so that anyone who looks at it becomes a Good Person. this will save the world and bring about global peace. anyway here goes

do u have a pop vinil of CWs the flash

still gotta be one of the rawest game commercials of all time

Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

you could for sure hypnotize a girl into fully believing she's wearing a bomb collar

keep reading my shit i need the motivation to turn these tweets into award-winning prose. i'll also need to win awards for that too, so if anyone can do that rq that would be awesome

archiveofourown.org/works/766919...

we literally invented death currency. what the fuck else can you even say

like. it literally distances you from the target of your own violence. it turns the intimate, visceral nature of murder into something that's basically equivalent to the push of a button. christ, it even gives you honest-to-god Murder Points which you load into the weapon in order to use it

it's truly hard to beat The Gun as a metaphor for imperial ideology

little warmup

happy Friday!!!! Abod's family has only received one donation in the past 7 days. could you spare $5 or $10 for my man over here? his life has been really, really hard lately, and he hasn't been online much. i think a surge in donations would help him smile 💖 chuffed.org/project/help...

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

A full-body selfie of Noelleism/Noellevanious.

Late trans day of hmm heeeuuagahahah You Know. Sorry I was so busy yesterday