Sitting and eating lunch in the garden. Hoo-Fucking-Ray.

W in T ever living AF is happening. 😱

You can literally wake up any day and decide that it's going to be the first day of the rest of your life. For anyone who needs inspiration.

Spotify!? What the fuck have you done!? I hate this. I don't want to be taken to yet another chat, I just want to you play the FUCKING SONG THAT MY FRIEND SENT ME. CHANGE IT BACK! I will fucking leave for ever I swear.

God really fucked up by not making cognitive dissonance actually painful

Whaaaaaat?

How fucking dare life.

Why do men sit on public transport like they're waiting on news about their loved one in hospital? We're on a three hour coach my guy, sit back and chill the fuck out.

Maybe @pupsicle666.bsky.social ?

not a trans woman

👀 ooooh. Thanks!

*head tilt* ... Tofu? How you tofu?

It does. You just wait until an inconvenient time to notice.

The only issue with eating your Ferrero Rocher by one-handedly deconstructing it, is that you end up eating half a naked wafer shell last, which is really somewhat of an anticlimax to the whole experience.

Got my £10 voucher for volunteering with the #NHS #OurFutureHealth thing. Did I take it to Aldi and spend it on wine? Of course I did.

It is becoming a regular occurrence that I feel the injustice of the fact that, despite being an invasive species and having been spotted in the Devon countryside, we don't have racoons who are as prevalent as foxes bringing their joyful chaos into our lives. #wtf

If I wasn't about to sodd off for work training for a couple of weeks, I would legit be happy to help. Flatpack is like big Lego.

Even the sunshine wasn't doing it for me this morning, but just spotted a contractor at work in full hi-viz enthusiastically waving at my train as it went past. Now maybe if I can get a coffee, if might just be ok.

Thanks my guy.

BOOOOOOOOOO! *Throws popcorn*

Booooooo I say, Boooo!

What's going on!? Have they lifted the code only entry thing? Why am I so popular all of a sudden?

I've got a tea in my hand and I'm tryina do stuff. #DealWithIt

Awww, I promised him a teaching. Next time.

Would happily take up the role of harbinger of snacks.

*wiggles on the train*

As ever, I am delightfully entertained by my own playlists, BOOM Shack-A-Lack!

"Milky way for blood, evolution in my veins."