So, the Strait of Hormuz is a now the McRib of geopolitical choke points.

I want to unlock the Halberd as a melee weapon.

Congrats to Seth Harp for being upgraded from “controversial” to “A-Hole who damaged national security and got a source sent to jail.”

Don’t act surprised when people won’t talk to you about their PTA meetings from now on.

Flagstaff Arizona. It’s a swing state. They could use the jobs. It’s that or more data centers.

Please be a calf please be a calf please be a calf

Pro cornhole player accused of murder confuses internet with no arms, legs A quadruple amputee pro cornhole player has made sports media headlines Monday after being accused of murder in Maryland. Dayton Webber has become an instant viral storyline after the 27 year old alle...

This is the most American story I have read all year: “Pro cornhole player accused of murder confuses internet with no arms, legs.”

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Strategic Muddling Though. Turn some red dots green. Make some lines go up by the end of your tour. Hand out some medals. Repeat for 20 years.

Trump’s Disaster Response Chief Believes He Was Teleported to a Waffle House President Donald Trump’s top official overseeing disaster response insists he was once teleported to a Georgia Waffle House. Gregg Phillips, appointed in December to head the Federal Emergency Managem...

Q: So, how are the 82nd and the 31st MEU going to take that island with the air, missile and mine threat?
A: Hold my teleportation device!

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Boris Pistorius says “war is not for us.”

*convicted

Friendly reminder: there are plenty of good NATSEC commentators on the internet who have never been convinced of soliciting a minor. Not even once.

Guess which image is fake?

That warms my heart. I hope he spends his days fishing or reading or not being on the internet.

“WTF is a podcast? And who TF is Shawn Ryan?” Almost 90 year old LtGen Paul Van Riper, probably.

Varus give me back my Dow over 50,000

“It’s fun to shoot some people” Lt General Mattis, 2005.

Fun Fact: the US Navy still has wooden hulled ship in service for mine clearing.

God Bless Task Force 56. Every sailor. Every dolphin. Every robot. (They hunt for mines in the Persian Gulf.)

Life moves pretty fast.

Don’t worry guys. I am sure the Administration will do better on their next couple death notifications/dignified transfers. It’s not like they have done this stuff before. But maybe take out the merch link next time?

“modern war is a missile that costs $80,000 being fired by a guy who doesn't make that a year at a guy who won't make that in a lifetime” Sebastian Junger

I heard Toby Keith cried when Kris Kristofferson stole his lunch money.

Time is a flat circle.

I can deal with rape allegations and leaking classified material to the press, but I draw the line at using bumper plates to claim a rawdog 315 bench at 45.

And an iron liver.

Tim Scott Right Now.

In hindsight, Judd Apatow owes Johan Hill an apology for this one.

The Trump-Kennedy Center operated as long as Trump Steaks (2 months.)

I am starting a Gen X speakeasy. The password is “Buster Douglas.”

GS-15 at DHS HQ. Special Advisor for Murder Cover Ups and Perjury.