That's quite a gamble. Considering its 2026 and deciding to make a movie 25 years ago based on a character that's only been around since 2000AD.

I teased your mum in her trailer last night.

But well done!

The second prisons become a corporate enterprise, reducing crime becomes a conflict of interest.

Plus. Your mum.

If Jeff Bezos buys it an renames it, will you need to change the name of your movie to 'Amoonzon'?

This is a great joke. Don't fucking ignore it Duncan, just because its not about your mum.

Changed to 3/10 for having chocolate inside chocolate.

No mug? 1/10 egg.

In the same way that passing out and waking up a day later is "time travel".

Were they mancs?

I'm in your mum's private sector.

That's when I start to come good... in your mum.

Considering the batteries can weigh up 700kg, you need a robot to swap them out. It's the equivalent of lifting Duncan's ma.

NIO is a EV manufacturer out of China who are pioneering a swappable battery. Drive in. 3 min swap. Drive out.

Yes and no. My car has a modular battery. So if one cell fails it can be swapped out easily by a professional. But not swappable in the same sense as the AAs in Duncan's mom's favourite toy.

Because its in them for 8 hours and they still need longer?

The infrastructure in the UK is really coming along and is exactly like this. My local supermarket has a 150kwh charger. Plug in while doing my big shop.
My office has 7kwh chargers in the car park.
Or a granny cable when WFH or at Duncan's mum's house. But I don't get much charge in those 3 mins.

There is no mum joke in this.

Your mum was 10% down or something.

I popped in your mum? All weak stuff. Do better.

I think we have more important things to focus on than an old Michael Caine movie.

Did someone say mother fucker?

I just felt I had to end it with your mum.

I meant end the joke, not end things with your mum. Still doing her.

But who oversees the overseas crypto funding? Your mum?

I was trapped under her for months. Didn't you hear me yelling?

That's how I feel when I'm trying to push your mum off me.

The only things at 50,000 are:

Times I've done your mum.
Days between you releasing a movie.

Double burn.

I concur

Bet you wish you were the other guy with all those hands though.

That picture reminds me of your ma.

James quickly posting to 250k followers to say he DIDN'T drop one and it was someone else seems a bit suspect.

Close. You go to Duncan's house and its just packets of Micro Chips everywhere.

Your clone would be named Sam Bell(end). Got ya.

If we cloned you would we get Rogue Trooper any faster? Or just more tweets?

Is your mom moving to Canada? She didn't tell me.