They genuinely cannot fathom it, they’re in denial and seem to think this is a passing moment, and not the final collapse of their entire rotten system

Ahhh damn how could I forget, truly the manest town around

Soon :)

Then there’s South Bound Brook where presumably the town is still into that but now talks like Blanche Devereaux

As an aside this is another moment where I am very very glad I finished my education before the AI boom

Exactly, and in my case writing has always been something I’ve enjoyed because as a shy kid growing up it allowed me to properly express my thoughts in ways I usually couldn’t. So I’m always gonna be hesitant to let the computer take that from me

I go over every email I send and every material I submit to my boss at work for this reason. And as such I cannot fathom someone in a professional setting allowing an LLM to have control over their voice

Well yes!

I know my pronunciation for dog can be wild because sometimes I catch it mid utterance and I’m like “Am I just a sopranos character”

This now has me going through words and seeing how Jersey I am

I think I say it like that. My bad one is coffee tho full on like “CAW-fee”

The pronunciation of quarter tho…

The machine really thinks “if we put out these hastily made, poorly designed signs we will totally make it look like people are excited for us!”

And that is something that ENRAGES trads. They hate the new rite overall but any video or article from their perspective always includes a line like “and a PROTESTANT prayer was inserted after the Lord’s Prayer”

Actual line of dialogue I bet: “Wow the straight of EYE-ran is closed, that means JESUS is comin!”

There really needs to be a study about the reasons why provincial politics and federal politics operate that way because I can’t think of a parallel, even Australian parties are more united

Surely another smile cookie will save Doug Ford and his chances of becoming Prime Minister

I mean he immediately went into the private sector and made a shit ton of money so I think he ended up fine

As @sharonk.bsky.social can expand on probably better than I can. The Tories are essentially now just a reflection of Pierre and the image he’s been trying to project, so taking him out of it means the whole house of cards collapses. In short: Stephen Harper was a god

The “Shitlib (laudatory)” is the Bruce Fanjoy award

First reform he needs to do is make parliament have an even number of seats again

“Be yourself!”

“gork is this true!?”

!!!!!!

Tremendous

And this is the best time of year for it. Playoff basketball is elite, only problem are the timeouts at the end but you win some you lose some

Won’t someone save her from herself

This administration seems determined to create either stupid 1905 or stupid 1917, or a combination of the two

…I think you gotta go to confession for this one

Helps it’s an awesome anthem

The urge to attend an international sporting event with Canada playing just to sing O Canada to make it clear I’m not on board with what Trump is doing