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22 Minutes say it like it is.

“Tucker [Carlson], whose name rhimes to what he is, feels like we [Canada] need to be liberated. And who better than the Americans to do that. Look at their track record. Vietnam,Afghanistan,Iraq

Yeah,so f**€k Tucker Carlson and anyone who thinks he came to his senses

Da Yankees looooose

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

cat: *sees hardwood floor* that's a bed
cat: *sees laundry rack* that's a bed
cat: *sees stairs* that's a bed
cat: *sees my head* that's a bed
cat: *sees a cat bed* what the FUCK is that??

When a sitting U.S. president makes insulting remarks about Canada and threatens its sovereignty, I’ll criticize the United States and its administration if I bloody well please. What happens in that country has a big impact in the world, so no, I won’t “stay in my own lane.”

Doctors report false health information, lack of health data sharing put patient care at risk Canada’s doctors are concerned that false health information and disconnected health systems are putting patient care at risk.

99% of physicians say disconnected health systems are affecting care, making it harder to share critical patient information when it matters most. At the same time, 97% have had to intervene to prevent or address harm after patients followed false or misleading health information online.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

Sprinkled a couple ativan on my morning xanax for garnish

If it's worth it, someone will pay for it in ducks

Canada Post reveals record loss of $1.57 billion in 2025 as union begins vote on latest offer Crown corporation’s report is the 8th straight annual loss totaling $6.1 billion since 2018 as union starts voting on tentative deal amid start of the end of home delivery.

Just a reminder that Canada Post is NOT a commercial enterprise. It is a government service like our military highway systems. It should be using its infrastructure to expand services rather than cutting.

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👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏

Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

Happy smiling Blue Jays....more, please! 😊

Two spectacular catches by Nathan Lukes in RF got Gausman looking like he's gonna buy him a steak dinner before he proposes 😍

Lukes is hitting everything! VertiGONE 😊

OKAMOTOOOOOOOOOOO DINGERRRRR

I, too, am the god of the goalposts 😂😂🤣🤣💀

Well done, Boston Pizza 🥇

Straw running the bases like his shoes are on fire when they're already up by 7 runs is making my life joyful 😂

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I'm watching today's game for the first time and wow, this is a FUN first inning!! The boys came back from last night's loss with big bats!!!!

After four months of eating bakery bread (affordable thanks to Too Good to Go), I discovered a couple of loaves of the gluten-free low-carb stuff in my freezer and decided to use it up to make space.

It's gonna be a loooong two weeks of cardboard bread for breakfast. 😑

I'm very happy to see everyone forming a united front for Hoffman et al. It's April.

When I was 5, we came back to the US from 3 years in Germany via an ocean liner. I was terrified of the swimming pool, because I thought it was a hole in the boat & if you swam under water you'd get left behind. To this day I can't see a cruise ship w/out thinking about the swimming hole.

Based on his track record, there's gonna be an earthquake or cyclone or some kind of idiopathic hyper narcoleptic event after Vance shows up to Pakistan for the latest round of Iran negotiations, right?

Take the wrong lesson from a movie:

When Harry Met Sally: Men and women can't be friends

I think we're gonna need more than one 😳

WE ARE CURSED AND MUST SACRIFICE CHICKENS

FFS NO MORE BOO BOOS, LOUIS

I think Hoffman's got the yips and needs a hard jiujiu reset

He made a very excited Insta post outside the dome yesterday, just before his first time at the desk with Jamie. Good for him!