it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter
let us levitate you
We now have people tampering with automated temperature sensors to win Polymarket bets
These gambling markets should be regulated into nonexistence
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Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
my main concern is the harm rather than the output, so i don't really need to hear a product testimonial from someone who found it useful. because i don't care
the actual issue with Dem gerrymandering is they aren't doing enough of it aggressively enough.
WITCHES (chanting as they stir the ingredients of the potion into their bubbling cauldron): Eye of tiger, thrill of fight, challenge of our rivals, stalks of— wot th'? This isn't a potion. What even is this?
[Elsewhere]
ROCKY (pausing midway up the stairs): Wait, what newt?
If you think about it, the eucharist is incomplete. Sure, there's Jesus's blood (sanguine aspect), but what about the other humors?
My recommendation:
Balsamic vinegar (melancholic aspect)
Olive oil (phlegmatic aspect)
Parmesan cheese (choleric aspect)
Every voter fraud story is an explanation of why Republicans are so paranoid about voter fraud: they do the voter fraud
ok the Mr. Beast lawsuit, let’s go.
step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this
I remember smog alerts in the late 80s and early 90s, when the skyline of downtown L.A. was often hidden by a thick, brown layer of smog. Then came tougher regulations and our air quality improved
A picture if George Michael our lord and saviour, looking like a snack. He's all pensive, there's a shadow over his face. Cross earring is on. The works.
A very happy St George's Day, to all who celebrate.
Be the Technoviking you want to see in the world
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Imagine how much stupid pointless bullshit could have been avoided simply by not using the spicy autocorrect that is by design literally incapable of not farting out inaccuracies and just, you know, doing the work you were actually already doing a couple years back
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... oh dear 😂
So anyway *this* is why I’m anti Digital ID, alongside access concerns. Once it rolls out, who decides when it gets used and why? And that’s a rhetorical question because Labour has made it very clear who they are listening to
Doctor to patient: "Try to reduce your stress level, and if you somehow succeed please let me know how in God's name you did it."
I thought this felt relatable
Also: look up Zhang Shan. She won gold at the Barcelona Olympics in 1993 in skeet shooting.
Skeet shooting had been a mixed gender event since the 60s, but after her win, they segregated the genders. And in the next Olympic Games, they literally didn’t even have a women’s skeet shooting category.
I really want a senator, rather than explaining the math, to just say "We all know what's going on here, Mr. Secretary. Trump said a moronic thing and now everyone in the administration, including you, has to pretend it's real. You know it isn't real. But you can't say that because you're a coward."
Republicans normalize kicking your opponent in the balls and then cry foul when their opponent returns the favor.
"Hey, now that we annexed you, you need to stop speaking French as an official language, Pierre, in America we speak English." My MAGA friend, last time somebody pushed that point there were bombs and dead politicians in car trunks. Move. The Fuck. Along.
I have made this point before -- every fantasy that Trump has of annexing Canada does not take into account my beloved Quebec, which wakes up every morning and tells a country *that bends over backwards to make it happy* to "Go fuck yourselves, tête carrée".
Every octogenarian in office is a failure of the party to cultivate the next three generations of politicians
Like original Leverage wasn't exactly being subtle but Leverage 2.0 was all "come closer I want to hit you in the face with this brick I carved END BILLIONAIRES into" and I love it for all of us.
Give Leverage 10 more seasons, thanks. 😂
the way this makes sense for RFK is that "healthy people" and "sick people" are ontological categories.
Talking about how heists are inherently cool and sexy is really not helping you beat the “a core problem of our age is that too many people think movies are real” charges, tbh
