It's a pretty ass tree on my street

I have no butt, and I must shit.

Damn near killed him!

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Crazy lineup! I saw MBD a few times and tbh I don’t remember much because I was transfixed on the cellist’s arms. I felt… things.

I regret to inform you that Chrundle has sadly passed away. They had the Rockin’ Pneumonia as well as the Boogie Woogie Flu. Rest easy King.

This how I’m built.

Robert Johnson - Cross Road Blues (take 2, test pressing) YouTube video by Nick Dellow

NBD just a HQ recording of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues test pressing made from metal plates in 1940.
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Lemme pee in dat butt.

Yeah idk if they’ll be touring or putting out new material but it’s pretty sick that they are somewhat active.

Hell yeah! I’d really appreciate it if you could. But all good if not.

Oh! The show is at the glass house in L.A. Sassy punk band from the early 00s The Kinison have reunited. I can’t make it and desperately want to pick up their record that’s only being sold at the show.

Anybody willing to attend a show in L.A. for me on May 29? I will bankroll your ticket and cost of show exclusive vinyl (plus shipping to me).

You’re in Louisiana right? This is an L.A. show.

Anybody willing to attend a show in LA for me on May 29? I will bankroll your ticket and cost of show exclusive vinyl (plus shipping to me).

Leeloo by For Science.

Why aren’t there more love songs written about Leeloo from the Fifth Element?

Exposing a global ‘online rape academy’ that is teaching men how to abuse women and evade detection CNN exposes an online network of men encouraging each other to drug and assault their partners, and swap tips on how to get away with it.

WTF DO YOU MEAN A WORLDWIDE ONLINE RAPE SCHOOL WITH MILLIONS OF MEN?????
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I need a prescription for 100 hotdogs.

Big Honkin’ Ravioli.

Movie couple that would definitely have a podcast:

Yeah new IMMOLATION is really fucking good. Best they’ve sounded in 20 years! Surpasses Atonement which was great and a welcome revitalization, while Acts of God was decent but felt a little bloated and muddy. But Descent stands head and shoulders with their best output.

Dudes rock.

I find myself saying to myself way more often than any sane person should.

“It’s insane, this guy’s taint!”

Just saw two dogs wearing cowboy hats. Hell yeah.

Savoring the aroma.

Going to Nashville in June. 🤠 Yeehaw.

Odie be fartin’.

Montana has figured out a way to put the screws to Citizens United.

Good.

All states need to do what the gutless SCOTUS won't.