The only surprise I have about this whole situation is that it’s taken this long to happen.

Big purrs ❤️

Ahhhh isn’t April fun?!

The irony of seeing not 1 but 2 separate things about how the body will make you rest if you don’t stop and me thinking “it’s cool, I’ve got a week off in 2 weeks” and then getting hit with Covid is not even vaguely lost on me.

I’m so excited!

Exciting news! I am now the proud owner of an allotment plot 🥳

Next tube in 7 - SEVEN - minutes like some kind of 18th century nonsense.

Not nice but it sounds as though there’s some light at the end.

How is it that people no longer know how to behave properly? We went to see @iaindoesjokes.bsky.social in Liverpool last night and small pockets of the audience beggared belief at how badly they behaved while the show was on.
Fair play to Iain for not just walking off stage saying “fuck this”.

Just me sat here feeling seen

Awwww hope the operation goes well and she’s back home dribbling over some Dreamies soon.

There is a dog on the tube. Repeat there is a dog on the tube.

Today is going to be a good day.

And at least it was something easily fixable.
I’m definitely in the wrong job though.

And yes that’s a shaved spot on his paw from a recent operation. He is fine. £700 later it turns out it was an ingrowing hair 🙃

Joys of working from home: watching this one twitch as he dreams in the sunshine

I’m being that awful “Good morning and happy Friday!” person today.

I am disappointed in myself.

Almost certainly!

And you’re most welcome re: Dirt.

Conwy water supply: Burst pipe cuts off thousands of homes Crews are working on repairs, Welsh Water says, with work not expected to be finished until later.

We have no water due to a burst water main under the river bed. Welsh Water had to dam the river.

“Alexa… play Alice in Chains…”

😔 what a terrible shame. Filmmaker extraordinaire. Thank you for the impact you had on my life.

Mock up of Alien film poster with a ginger cat carrying a dead Alien in it's mouth. The title is Alien The Short Version.

18:01 GMT The balls have been emptied. Off we go.

What can you say during sex and also at the FA Cup draw?

Oooh balmy

Still haven’t come to terms with the fact that we have to wait until Wednesday for the next episode of The Traitors.

Awww there are definitely worse places to retire to!

Llynau Mymbyr, near Capel Curig in Eryri. Nice and quiet unlike some of the other lakes today!

A travel coffee cup sat on a frozen lake in front of snow covered mountains and blue skies.

Went out for a nice coffee today

That makes sense. But who wants to willingly put themselves through 4+ days of tests?!

Yeah mine was so bad I thought it was Covid. Also I found I’d feel a bit better, do the smallest thing and then relapse massively. You’ve just got to rest until it buggers off.

*whispers* I don’t own one.

I know, I know. I’m an amateur.