aaaahahaha

I honestly think I say both?

A cropped screenshot of a tumblr post. The account thecybersmith (dated February 8th, 2018) reblogs with comment “I called Joan Of Arc a war criminal for her use of illegal combatants. She was a war criminal for the same reason Joseph Kony was a war criminal. A military commander who knowingly recruits an ineligible person to serve (such as a child, or an invalid), is committing a war crime.” Academiemelusine reblogs with comment “And could you remind us all who exactly the illegal combatant was that Joan of Arc recruited?” Thecybersmith reblogs with comment “Herself, of course”

Oh right and there was that time he called Joan of Arc a war criminal

alex 'info wars' jones in a 45-day span before and after pic that shows no discernable difference other than he turns red

before and after you get on my last nerve and make me say 'listen here, buddy'

When I see someone getting unhinged about a tv show because it doesn’t match the show in their head

wild how people have used “grape” as a way to get around censorship for years but no one seems to have issues talking about the “rape academy”

OK, so this isn't a conspiracy but contrails actually do contribute to global warming and by avoiding them airlines could significantly reduce their carbon footprint contrails.org

Calling the Caesar assassins “leftist scum” is incredible, cyber smith is elite

Threads is so messy. 😂

Trudeau is 100% Castro's kid

While everyone is correctly calling this a mass shooting, it's also a family annihilator case. Most of the violence in our society comes back to intimate partner violence. If we care about peace in any way, we have to care about violence in the home.

oh I’m gonna need the entire Brahms German Requiem

mamdani is probably going to disappoint us a number of times before his term is up bc nyc is the heart of american capital and there is only so much you can do. theres too much institutional rot and excising that rot isnt going to happen overnight

this is the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

The strait is fully open to commercial traffic, as long as they're willing to use the safe lanes with an escort to avoid the mines, shoals, and Porphyrio the whale, submit to health and safety inspection, scrape their hulls to avoid invasive species, and keep their spacing.

Bus typo: Help us score the gift of life, DONATE BLOOB

BLOOB FOR THE BLOOB GOD!

hard agree, also sage & palo santo. They all give me a headache

wow

Tim Curry, in every role: Here mr. director, I made it real extra sexy like you wanted

mr. director: hey what

Personally I think Burger King burgers are on the whole very enjoyable. But I only get In n Out fries well done.

oh that cunty little tower is IT

but the plastered? stuccoed? beams in the kitchen are fascinating

I was kind of into the whole "geese are a psyop" thing until I found out that apparently Geese is the name of a band

in general, & across the world, the political gender divide really opens up around 2016

wonder if something happened then?

I have wanted Muscovy ducks for years!

did you mean a hat with a Muscovy duck on it, or a hat for your Muscovy duck? Bc option B is where my brain went

damn that is a Sandwich

a sign that reads: "CUCKFIELD Please drive carefully through the village. Twinned with Aulmale and Karlstadt"

Another way to live longer, Johnson, 48, told the audience, is to have more sex. He has been sharing long, lurid posts on X about his sex life with his girlfriend and cofounder, Kate Tolo, 30 (who sat in the front row), and told me he does this because he's writing "an instructional manual on how to have sex," which he says too many people need today.

Good news, guys: Bryan Johnson is writing an instruction manual on how to have sex. FINALLY!

Salute to an all-time tweet