shrimp cocktail every day for breakfast!

butch activity is kicking osage orange down sidewalk during leisure stroll

wave sequence, Loch Lomond, sex drugs rocks rolls

behaving myself….

i want your brain or i want your skin!

time to listen to bush tetra’s funky instrumental on a loop

every license plate says “lovely” or “fugly”

juicy couture chipper truck

32oz House

write a little note, boys!

cigarette gf, vape tricks bf

jimmy’s got a heart full of dirt

in the summer i wear my tube top and Eddie takes me to the drag strip

reliable like a klean kanteen steel pint

lovers on a boat on a shirt

working on a forced rhubarbed themed outfit

what game shall we play today?

last day of Sérgio Mendes + Brasil ‘66 March, tomorrow begins Sérgio Mendes and Brasil ‘77 April

flirting + showing, talking + shouting, pissing + scurrying

hate can’t drive a car

Joan Armatrading is my Chappell Roan

I can’t handle being a guy without these shoes any longer

2025 I’m getting dirk bikkembergs somehow

Exercise: Stand with your legs hip width apart and push the balls of your feet to lift your feet off the floor. slowly lower your heels back to original position while viewing a lenticular image!

I’m rich! I found an unopened satsuma Rambler seltzer under my bed!

this guy jimbo, he’s a dancing bimbo

listening to music for boys, duh

i am full of contradictions (dressed like a pack of crayons, walking around with a scowl)

headlight illuminates chihuahua peering out suspiciously from between a blanket and floral duvet

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy me the xl creative grids stripology ruler