Bluesky aggregator accounts screenshotting posts from Twitter aggregator accounts is my ninth circle of hell.

Definitely that too

His job is to get them to perform

Agreed entirely. He's not THE problem, but he's clearly not part of the solution either

An 11-game losing streak is on the players. No one is denying that. But can anyone claiming that Carlos Mendoza would just be a scapegoat actually point to anything he's doing right?

The funniest ABS outcome is hitters still complaining about called strikes but not actually challenging them. Just whining for the sake of whining.

‘FernGully’ Returning As Live Action Film; Amazon MGM Studios Sets Marielle Heller To Direct Ferngully Returns Amazon MGM Studios Marielle Heller Live Action Movie

My elementary school showed FERNGULLY every chance it got and I probably watched it a dozen times in the two years I was there but why does this need to exist???? deadline.com/2026/04/fern...

I loved this show so much, it was absolutely unhinged. You used to be able to find it online very easily and now MTV just doesn't exist anymore.

Eliza Bennett and Taylor Dearden in Sweet/Vicious

In honor of THE PITT finale, a moment of silence for SWEET/VICIOUS, a mid-2010s MTV show in which Taylor Dearden played a stoner goth who formed half of a pair of vigilante college girls who targeted campus rapists.

Broke my soul a little

Padres hitting coach Steven Souza Jr.?!?!?!

What if I threw my phone and laptop in the ocean and left the country and didn't tell anyone where I was going

I just don't think we need to pretend that $150 million isn't "big money."

There have been a lot of truly terrible words and phrases added to our lexicon in the social media era, but I still think the worst is "info dumping" instead of "I am capable of talking about my interests and hobbies to other people."

Man that is killer. Pepito got what was coming to him

The best explanation

Wikipedia says 1999 direct-to-video

Cover art for "Madeline: Lost in Paris"

I found the movie, it starred Christopher Plummer, Lauren Bacall and Jason Alexander.

Not at all the point here but there was a Madeline movie in the late '90s (I think???) where she and all the other orphan girls were held prisoner and forced to make lace and the woman in charge kept threatening to use Madeline's red hair to make the lace. Anyway, I still have nightmares about it.

I somehow got on the mailing list for casting calls for what sound like the shittiest reality shows in television history, and I cannot properly express how awful I would be on a reality show because I would just respond "what the fuck are you talking about" to everyone and walk away.

Could the Jordan Walker breakout finally be real? Why the erstwhile top prospect may have put it all together On a rebuilding Cardinals team full of young hope, Walker looks like he could be part of the future -- if it lasts

On Jordan Walker's absurd start to the season and the importance of it to the Cardinals' rebuild.

McLean vs. Yamamoto? Sure, that's a thing happening tonight. Won't be my problem.

Exactly

The trick to surviving west coast baseball is to be asleep before first pitch.

I am not at all a "players are disloyal for changing teams" guy (and in fact hate you if you are that guy!) but Craig Kimbrel as a Met is weird.

First time karma has ever been on my side

I still haven't forgiven the Nationals for canceling my order for a cherry blossom City Connect shirsey.

Relatedly: Any time someone posts an out-of-context screenshot of an article without a link and claims it's making a point it is not making, which would be obvious if you actually read the article, I assume you are a lying grifter.

Nolan Arenado in a Diamondbacks uniform is such a jump scare.

Giants manager Tony Vitello cites old college grudges to defend his first MLB ejection Vitello admitted Sunday that the first-base umpire was right in his call

"Mr. Vitello, sir ... what are you doing?" is going to rattle around my head for weeks. Thank you, @mattsnydercbs.bsky.social. www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/gia...