Someday, Trevor Hoffman will die. City Connect 2.0, now on sale.

wait a minute

[interview]

“So your idea is to… (PARODY)? Padresblogger AND Talking Friars?”

“Publicly”

*awkward silence*

“We’ll be in touch!”

Did u see this?

Doing this in the padres front office

Bitch @birdbrad.bsky.social

Eat shit

Hell yeah Flan 💀

Tim Flannery commenting on my photo of Jake with his pillow 😆

Campy said fuck all the haters. Specifically @birdbrad.bsky.social

Hello Miz

🫨

I was prepared to take my entire extended family there based purely on Pimp’s content. This is very disappointing

I really want to go to these influencer marketing events so I can get $25 of free margaritas, rub elbows with the 97.3 afternoon host that never shows up to work, and build my brand with uh the guy that screams into his phone camera in the front seat of his nissan sentra after padres losses

THUG. CHEATER. FRAUD.

me and @miserablesdfan.bsky.social at baja rick’s on opening day

97.3 The Fan’s “Brand Manager” Adam Klug as a Walmart greeter - a job more aligned with his qualifications and mental capacities.

One month after Ben & Woods leave The Fan via free agency.

ah yes the return of baseball, best appreciated through sound: the crack of the bat, the pop of the glove, tony gwynn jr being incapable of reading words off a page despite it being one of the main parts of his job for the better part of a decade

Tbf I wanted to do the same to the 2018 Padres

People who are mad about a Preller extension are pathetic pussy millinial slob troll keyboard warrior cucks

I saw her post while walking out of the morning service and dropped to my knees again 🙏

I am begging the Padres to extend Morejon 👀🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I tried selling these outside Terminal Two and they put me on the no fly list

Was chatting with @coreyastewart.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff & he told me “Keep an eye on OF Miguel Andujar. He hit well last year against LHP. Defense isn’t great, but could be a decent low cost DH option if he’s willing to sign for around 4 million.”

:)

Was chatting with @miserablesdfan.bsky.social last night about a variety of Padres related stuff and he told me “Keep an eye on Damon Dues - lefty bat, utility guy. Spent some time in the Giants organization. Look for Preller to bring him in on a minor league deal.”

Super bizarre. Hey, are there any other Padres already in that top 30?