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Posts by not emma

I’ve never felt so genuinely loved and cared for. It’s a foreign feeling and I feel guilty.

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I don’t have a key to my own house but I have one to my boyfriend’s and that’s all that matters

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I need to go to the Zen room.

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For the first time in my life I had my hair coloured at a salon. Plus a cheeky haircut. I feel SO good

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Not allowed to have staff drinks in my work shirt so I’m wearing it inside out. Modern problems require modern solutions

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My funeral song is I’m Going Home from the rocky horror picture show soundtrack

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I love having a 4 year old because what do you mean we bought a cake and lit candles and sang happy birthday to a baby born

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You look so much like your mum! 🥰💖

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Very sad I’m not at Sublime tonight :(

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Sudden itch to draw again

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Tattoo time :)

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I hate April fools day. I believe everything because I am pure of heart.

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I just saw a man wearing shoes so ugly I think it’s ruined my day

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First oodie of the year and it’s orgasmic I’m so warm and cosy

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I would appreciate if my brain didn’t make my digestive system interpretive dance my emotional state

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My daughter and I attempted dance dance revolution except we set it up wrong so it was on expert mode and it was a challenge

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Don’t worry about it!

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I wonder if Chappell Roan ever dreamt of her music being played at a kids play centre in Australia

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I know my period is imminent because I’m fucking emotional as shit

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Last full time shift and then I am unemployed!

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I have hayfever and I look Mormon

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I get to crawl into bed with my favourite person tonight I’m fucking ECSTATIC

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The only person I wanted to see

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There’s a young couple at the pub arguing near me so I’m gonna fart

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I wish I wasn’t sober right now

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Smack bang in the middle of my luteal phase and I just want to eat and cry and wrap a piano wire around someone’s throat until they stop struggling.

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I unironically enjoy ska. Nobody’s perfect, alright?!

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This song will never not remind me of Need for Speed

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Godspeed

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Today actually feels like Autumn. Brokeback Mountain jacket weather.

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