I like the Robert Smith/Olivia Rodrigo friendship

i’d like it to be noted i’m very bitter abt losing the hour tonight

threw out my ballet and opera tickets cause the guy who pretended to be Bob Dylan thinks they’re lame

past the age of 30, how much cardio do you think went into being a Beastie Boy?

“None of your dreams will ever come true, but sure, I promise Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox will do scenes together”
-The Devil making a deal w 8yr old me

I’d like to meet Tony Hawk

quite simply one of the most extraordinary novels I’ve ever read. Masterpiece. Broke my heart but filled my soul

UPDATE: Elderly British parents loved the Bad Bunny halftime show. Elderly British mother posits she’s hipper than me because i haven’t seen it (i was working).
Many agree she has a strong case

Cherish is real good

i feel it’s very important you know “True Blue” is my favorite Madonna song

“Wonder Man” reminds me of “Twin Peaks The Return” because both shows cast everyone I’ve ever met in my life except me

Greg Bovino will be reminded he was fired every time he wants a cold drink w 🧊

Happy 20th Birthday, Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre!!

Next year, when you’re old enough to drink, we’ll go to Birds

Abolish, prosecute, and fuck (but not literally because they might enjoy that) ICE

i am too

wish my income wasn’t posable

if Rocky Balboa met Sylvester Stallone, he’d treat him humbly and respectfully but not trust or enjoy him.

if Adrian Balboa met Sylvester Stallone, she’d fucking despise him.

Paulie would like Stallone. But Stallone wouldn’t like Paulie at all

he suffered internal bleeding the same way I’m Princess Diana

to Cody from SushiStop who got fired either yesterday or today for giving out free food:

WE LOVE YOU, CODY! You’re a goddamn hero!!

not saying I’m smarter than Quentin Tarantino but Matthew Lillard’s performance in “Twin Peaks: The Return” is some of the best acting I’ve ever seen

it’s ok, Paul Dano. Quentin’s not into my work either

Pitch: “The Happy Evil Dead”

They’re still Evil Dead doing all the Evil Dead stuff but they’re HAPPY.
Living together harmoniously in an intentional community. Giving each other lots of positive reinforcement:
“Damn, Cheryl, that was some good-ass Evil Dead shit you did today. Kudos, I’m inspired!”

when they say “standing on the shoulders of giants”, Steve Cropper is one of the giants they’re talking abt

Rest in power, King

John Mulaney deserves so much credit for not shooting his “Baby J” special in black and white

El Compadre and I have this running joke where each time I go, everything on the menu is $16 more expensive

lived in Hollywood too long because lightning just flashed thru my window, and i thought “prob a dude in a suit on a motorcycle robbed a jewelry store and fired a shot from his gun w a silencer under the purple Michael Mann sky”

47yrs ago today LUKE SPENCER appeared for the first time on “General Hospital” in a scene w his sister Bobbie.

It’s a very big deal

Damn. Tonight’s the night the manager at Norms wants all his employees to know his heart. He’s pouring it out w tales of relationships past and how he’s been hurt

manager at Norms telling me he and his boyfriend broke up for no reason so there’s still a flame there