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Posts by Alex Falcone

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What everybody gets wrong about the Phoenix myth

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It's funny when I'm stressing about something dumb and I'll be like, "okay brain, here's something real to focus on" and brain will be like, "Nope, I've got smaller fish to fry."

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Able to do a prat-fall where your arm explodes and pirouettes off? I'd be unstoppably funny.

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I did NOT know chickens did that!

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My favorite baseball fact

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Every spider you carried outside died there

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Why does CGI suck now?

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Pizzly bears and other hybrid animals

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Neven you've made it sadder.

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It's always the little things about other countries that take longest for me to get used to. Like it's just weird that American delivery trucks are all labradors and British lorries are all pugs. When you breed trucks with short snouts like that they have trouble breathing! It's not good for them!

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New exercise plan is to run every day but always in regular clothes while constantly checking over my shoulder and muttering "not again not again why won't you stay dead"

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50% of marriages don’t end in divorce

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Unhinged state seals part 2

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Astronauts still send email

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Not Tradition, Just Marketing - Part 2

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Sad to see Allbirds going away. It was such a versatile shoe, it looked bad with literally everything.

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Moon behind the clouds now like we shot a missile at it and it got scared and hid

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Moon looking real juicy today. I can see why we decided to harvest it

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Happy Least Funny Day on the Internet to all the brands who celebrate.

3 weeks ago 48 4 1 1
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quietly turning off track changes before doing major surgery to a document like an interrogator unplugging the camera

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Unfun Facts 29: grass, dunking, big cats

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Is BILT a scam?

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Good news about condors!

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Three logical fallacies to watch out for

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Kellogg’s has to be the WILDEST side quest

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Guys love to take phone calls in airport bathrooms so I love to walk behind them and say "it's so fun that we're all peeing right now."

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Did you get raptured?

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You needed a hook up for drug wars it was crazy

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My millennial nerds might like the story in today's newsletter. Plus my favorite Alextions puzzle so far. alexfalcone.ninja/newsletter/

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I'm so glad it's helpful!

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